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In which Murphy's latest Freudian slip betrays his delusional belief that he's from outer space

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Followups directed to: alt.usenet.kooks

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On Mon, 07 Jan 2013 23:34:24 +0000, terrable (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.calm 
WINNER - KOTM July 2012 and 2012's leading candidate for Kook of the Year 
(aka Murphy) wrote:

> Holey Derbyshire sock "Tony Palermo"

Proof, kook?

> whined & dined on ignorance didst bleat :

Pretentious much?

>>Are you able to post to the Dutch XS Usenet with a free account?
>>
>>To test:
>>1. Read the FAQ which implies a free account can post
>>   a. site=http://xsusenet.com/faq.html
>>
>>2. Register for the free account:
>>   b. register=press "subscribe now" at http://xsusenet.com
>>
>>3. The return email will supply the server:port & username:password
>>   c. server:port=free.xsusenet.com:119
>>   d. authentication=your-registered-username + password
>>
>>After having done that, I'm unable to post. Are you?
>
> your posted informations (benefit of doubt granted) cannot be trusted
> for the very reasons hundreds if not thousands of the potential
> 70Billion readers have already told you in many many a retort.
  ^^^^^^^^^

SEVENTY billion? So, what planet did you say you believed you were from, 
again?

<snicker>

> To wit. YOU own a reading disability, both in character recognition and
> comprehension of the written speak.

The "written speak"?

Oh, kooky, you have *no* idea how ironic your feeble attempt at a flame 
is, do you?

> IT is always about YOU. "ME ME ME"

Your admission of being obsessed is noted, kook.

> to the extreme where you cannot look beyond your own selfishness. YOU
> refuse to use a news client

Palermo isn't using a news client? Then the Path: header of his post must 
terminate at a web-based usenet site such as Google Groups or recgroups, 
or else a remailer. Let's see:

>> Path: eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-
>> mail

BZZZZZZ!

[X][ ][ ]

To the best of my knowledge, it's not possible for an article to show up 
at ES with a Path header like that and have been injected via mail-news 
or web-news gateway. So you're wrong again, and again it's about 
something you could have easily double-checked before opening your yap -- 
more evidence in support of your Kook of the Year and Loony Maroon 
candidacy.

> preferring to argue the World (in circular bent reasoning) your GUI
> software is an adequate fool's tool.

How do you know Tony's using "GUI software"? There's no User-Agent, X-
Mailer, or X-Newsreader header in his post. It might have come from slrn 
for all you know, kook.

> So.
> YOU CAN _NOT_ READ
> YOU CAN _NOT_  CONNECT
> AND
> YOU CAN _NOT_  COMMUNICATE

And yet, there are posts in this newsgroup from him. Some are replies 
that seem to indicate knowledge of the content of the parent post. 

BZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

[X][X][ ]

How you could be *that* wrong beggars the imagination -- it goes far 
beyond ordinary levels of kookiness and into the rarefied stratospheric 
heights of kookdom.

Unless, of course, it's actually just your wishful thinking, all-caps 
because of your frustration that you can't just wave a wand and make 
Palermo go away even after deciding you don't like his posts.

Going to stamp your little feetsies and break in half again, like you did 
a few years ago in your legendary "I don't fskn' believe!" rant when you 
realized you were impotent to make another of your many Derbyshire 
suspects magically disappear, kook?

As I recall, that time your suspect was thoolen, and he eventually won an 
AUK Hammer of Thor for driving you to such a spectacular kookout and to 
abandoning one of your more carefully-cultivated and long-lived socks.

> /end emphasis
> 
> So.
> As already put by -
> <kcf0i3$pnd$1@speranza.aioe.org> <kcfaeh$ns6$4@dont-email.me> you being
> dummah than a box of bell hammers, best you FOAD - freak :D

Only Palermo didn't write those posts, kooky, so they prove nothing about 
his intelligence level. One of those is from your fellow kook Bit Rot and 
the other is from one of your very own socks.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

[X][X][X]

<cue Price is Right fail horn>

Play again?

<snicker>

> there is you put to the wheel, Derbyshire Dweeb.
> 
> as for your informations?
> the free account works as is written in http://xsusenet.com/faq.html you
> might consider (but will not) getting someone older than 6 to read the
> entire page to you, slowly.
> 
> in fact the server is that good there is evidence of significant worth
> in that the spool holds posts from a group ^your^ "Murphy" posts to -
> albeit ^your^ "Murphy"  is doing (still) that which you copy... (ie;)
> froggin' posters known identities***. AND
> holds posts from that famous thread
> "Ray Banana, Why are your canceling my account ?" in which you set your
> path for that CNoTM, amongst other things like threatened kooksoots and
> naming Ray Banana a kuntz for helping you.
> 
> do read beyond the sig separator, asshole lunatic :p
> 
> __
> 
>>0
>>0
>>0
> Path:
> nf41!sb14!feeder.xennanews.com!feeder.xennanews.com!feed.xsnews.nl!
border-3.ams.xsnews.nl!feeder4.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!
feeder.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-
mail
> From: m II <C@in.the.hat>
> Newsgroups: alt.anagrams
> Subject: Re: Godsend Debra Dee Freeman ~ ... Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2012
> 12:00:07 -0700 Message-ID: <k8gjvp$ots$1@dont-email.me> Injection-Date:
> Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:00:11 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info:
> mx04.eternal-september.org;
> posting-host="964cd92a5f5b33e9b4afc9a11c3b7d69";
> 	logging-data="25532"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-
september.org";
> posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+wtwtME8ies+PpY4+sc6yt" User-Agent:
> Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:16.0) Gecko/20121028
> Thunderbird/16.0.2 In-Reply-To:
> <20121109204854.c01ce9d307016bd9b4501ee6@email.org>
> 
> On 12-11-09 01:48 PM, tha artist wrote:
> 
>>> GOD, SEND DEBRA DEE FREEMAN SOMEWHERE ELSE
>> 
>> 
> 
> HE did that already, but the package was refused.
> 
> It appears they didn't need someone wanting to murder the locals by
> asking for HIS divine intervention.
> 
> mike
>>0
>>0
>>0
> Path:
> nf40!sb11!feeder.xennanews.com!feeder.xennanews.com!feed.xsnews.nl!
border-2.ams.xsnews.nl!feeder.erje.net!eu.feeder.erje.net!news.mixmin.net!
feeder.news-service.com!feeder.motzarella.org!news.motzarella.org!
news.eternal-september.org!not-for-mail
> From: Seamus MacRae <smacrae319@live.ca.nospam> Newsgroups:
> alt.free.newsservers,alt.usenet.kooks Subject: Re: Ray Banana, Why are
> your canceling my account ? Date: Sun, 24 May 2009 13:41:07 -0400
> Message-ID: <gvc0rl$car$1@news.eternal-september.org> Reply-To:
> smacrae319@live.ca.nospam
> X-Trace: news.eternal-september.org
> U2FsdGVkX190xIpQK44yh9oTMXpQ3/e3CMscr0Si3QfeWx7vwT1AjvOVNNc
+bwq9vF1SAjjIboIWZ5lzMcGXM9W9qLycDBdiiQlDIS2sDU8zhW7BhSI77g0KHveDiXEJLCRYukeYh4jBE9Sd5RGfNg==
> NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 24 May 2009 17:41:09 +0000 (UTC) In-Reply-To:
> <4a194938$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au> User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.21
> (Windows/20090302)
> 
> Bob Larter wrote:
>> phlatArse wrote:
>>> Seamus MacRae <smacrae319@live.ca.nospam>, scribbled in:
>>> alt.free.newsservers
>>>> phlatArse wrote:
>>>>> Seamus MacRae <smacrae319@live.ca.nospam> wanked furiously in
>>>>> alt.free.newsservers
>>>>>> Space Cowboy wrote:
>>>>>>> I usually don't worry about it as they are performing a public
>>>>>>> service
>>>>>>> and don't mind the occasional hiccup.
>>>>>> Neither do I, but over ninety minutes is more than a mere "hiccup".
>>>>>>
>>>>> And here you are "cock crowing" in my thread..? Boy.. IF you caint
>>>>> get that thing blowing "Here's Willy" before dawn (Mountin Time)...
>>>>> .. then ..hey..!.. PKB, bloke :-/
>>>>>
>>>>> Yall got 6 hours.. dream on[.]
>>>>>                  //LMAO
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>         pA        (_|_)
>>>> This illogical and, at times, vulgar mass of incoherent babble does
>>>> not portray you in a very flattering light.
>>>>
>>> AnD..?
>>> "At Times".. WtF.. you gotta be DEEF..! BuuuT .. thanks for cummin'
>>> inside an hour, makes easy work for the night shift to clean up fresh
>>> bL0..<BFG>
>>>
>>> Anyways... who gives a FF [aerial sex]... whatever..! See, fella..
>>> this is where you get lesson 3(module 1). I tug .. you jerk.. that
>>> Easy <g>
>>>
>>>> Furthermore, Google has archived it.
>>>>
>>> So..?.. wotz dat gunna change..?
>>> You looking for Hirosma II.."The Sequel". Man.. you are an arse full
>>> of bad gas from a haystack just begging for more rain.
>>> Only one spot for you.. gurlChild.
>>> Hello Aukkers:
>>>
>>> MiD: <gug8i2$nis$1@news.motzarella.org> MiD:
>>> <gugd18$e5j$1@news.motzarella.org> MiD:
>>> <guhhfk$kau$1@news.motzarella.org>
>> 
>> Weirdly, these don't show up in Googles MID lookup, but they are
>> actually present in Googles archive if you look them up via an, ahem,
>> 3rd party tool. They show up just fine in my favourite non-Google
>> archive.
> 
> None of this is remotely relevant to the Motzarella outage or the
> misleading news posts earlier in this thread.
> 
>> Big surprise that it's more of Seamus MacRae's whining for other people
>> to change his diapers - for free, of course.
> 
> These personal attacks can serve no useful purpose, and it is
> particularly odd to receive such from a complete stranger utterly
> without provocation.
>>0
>>0
>>0

Nice kookfoam! 180 lines. You're getting back into fighting trim already. 
Oh, did I say "fighting"? I meant "kooking out".

<snicker>

And it's chock full of rants and raves, references to some nonexistent 
"sig separator" (your post had none that my news client recognized, at 
any rate), random vomited-up undigested chunks of old news articles by 
random people, etc. -- essentially, verbal street pizza befitting its 
origination from the sick and disturbed mind of 2012's leading candidate 
for Kook of the Year.

Enjoy your awards when you *win*, for fuck's sake. I'll be expecting at 
*least* 600 lines of foamy acceptance speech come Feb. 1.

<snicker>

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Re: Are you able to post to the Dutch XS Usenet with a free account? terrable <terrable@terrable.net> - 2013-01-07 23:34 +0000
  In which Murphy's latest Freudian slip betrays his delusional belief that he's from outer space Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2013-01-08 03:45 +0000
    Re: In which Murphy's latest Freudian slip betrays his delusional belief that he's from outer space snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2013-01-08 07:51 +0000
      Re: In which Murphy's latest Freudian slip betrays his delusional belief that he's from outer space [Tor] Twirlip of the Mists <twirlip@killfile.me.now.invalid> - 2013-01-10 17:14 -0500
    Re: In which Murphy's latest Freudian slip betrays his delusional belief that he's from outer space terrable <terrable@terrable.net> - 2013-01-08 21:39 +0000
      Re: In which Murphy's latest Freudian slip betrays his delusional belief that he's from outer space terrable <terrable@terrable.net> - 2013-01-09 00:10 +0000

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