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Re: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012

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Followups directed to: alt.usenet.kooks

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Fred Hall <fkhall@gmail.com> posted as news in 
  <jvsslb$buj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>On Wed, 8 Aug 2012 04:30:49 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
><nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 07 Aug 2012 03:58:25 -0500, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-
>>FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:41:12 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
>>> <fnvw@databasix.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2012 Usenet Kook awards.
>>
>>Translation: here follows the shitty little fake "kook awards" that only 
>>attracts a handful of kook "voters", all sharing common delusions.
>
>Awwwww, poor l'il Paul is having a tizzy.
>
if it wasn't for the fact that my room gets cleaned daily
(campus janitorial service) i would swear i have a swarm
of suicidal gnats doing hari kari on my monitor, in catching
the fast but lit bus. poppet paul is one busy lil screed monster!

thank the Good Lord for ctrlS+del

>>
>>[snip most]
>>
>>>>Ministry of Circle Jerks
>>>>(vote for one)
>>>>Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the
>>>>Anonypussy.
>>> 
>>> Derby and [Tard]
>>
>>IOW, your "kook awards" are so shitty you kooks had to nominate  
>>poor me [a lost retard] for a whole bunch of awards just to have a "ballot" 
>>with more than one or two entries on it.
>
>IOW, you are going to contine to whine, Paul.
>
>SPANK!
>
>>
>>And while you've been reduced to ranting and raving about your 
>>"Derbyshire" phantom and posting drooling retardations, we 
>>solid lead fuckwits have been drawing in science n00bs and other 
>>amusing suckers from around the usenetz, running our own listful 
>>and lazy set of awards.
>
"phantom"
[titter]
.....moron

>>our faux awards suck, the product of a moron's delusional mind.
>
what he said +1

>>
>>We've actually been doing a trip Fucking-Noongs-inna-VW, in other 
>>words, while you've been happy funnin', our widdle feets and cursing
>>drives us batshit crazy!.
>
>You've actually been flailing about like an impotent, butthurt kook,
>Paul.
>
yeh, i think the dweeb is just trying to get a 
positive spin, yer know. like eh ;)

>>
>>>>The 4 Stooges (incumbent) Greg Hall, Emmett Gulley, %, and Janithor
>>>>
>>>>Hammer of Thor
>>>>(vote yes or no)
>>>>Steve Crook.
>>> 
>>> Absolutely yes
>>
>>Absolutely does not rise to the level, not that it matters since that's 
>>not the real awards ballot you just voted on.
>
>Oh, but it is the real ballot, Paul, and there's nothing you can do
>about it but cry.
>
and oH my Fucking Dear! wotta fucking WAIL!

..and it will get much more stringent..tee heee hee

>>
>>Followups set to auk; your fake-awards drivel doesn't deserve the 
>>attention of being crossposted, and you'd just reap extra derision for 
>>your laughable excuse for "kook awards" anyway.
>
>[groups restored, coward.]
>
and supplemented [GRIN]

><snicker>
>
heh heh

...prod him again..this is FUN!

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