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On 05/30/2011 12:23 AM, Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
> In message<irggkc$k9d$2@localhost.localdomain>, Martin Gregorie wrote:
>
>> Besides, I very often find I need to calculate maxima, minima, averages,
>> etc as part of the log analysis and find that very easy to do with awk.
>
> perl can do everything awk can do, and more, and do it just as concisely.

Assembler can do anything perl or awk can do, and do it much more efficiently, 
Lawrence.

Just out of curiosity, Lawrence, what's the percentage for you to continually 
try to trigger these Language Wars?  What do you get out of it, Lawrence?

Especially since you know as well as everyone here that perl and awk are toy 
languages compared to the One True Language, right, Lawrence?

Come on, Lawrence, the gauntlet has been thrown, Lawrence.  Let's see what 
you've got, Lawrence.  The One True Language vs. perl and awk combined in the 
tag-team Match of the Century(r) (tm) (k).  Are you man enough to take it, 
Lawrence?

I advise you to just give up now, Lawrence, and face the fact that the One 
True Language is so far and away superior to awk, perl, and yes, I'm sorry, 
Lawrence, but even Python - despite your passeltongue fluency, The One True 
Language rules, Lawrence, and your favorite languages drool, Lawrence..

So, Lawrence, man up and respond, Lawrence, as the world awaits your wisdom.

Lawrence.

-- 
Lew
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
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        Re: analysis of java application logs Lew <noone@lewscanon.com> - 2011-05-30 01:08 -0400

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