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Rajiv Gupta wrote:
> ajit kumar said:
>> in java [sic] what does it means getConnection function
> 
> It means to obtain the Connection for the Java with the function 
> getConnection. This is very useful for the getting of connection for 
> use in the Java program which is developed by the programming team.
> 
> After you get the connection you need to store it in a safe place where 
> it cannot be lifted by the malware or virus, so often the programmer 
> puts the connection inside an array (which makes it difficult for the 
> malware to see it).
> 
> When you need to use the connection (for example to ask for the data of 
> the connection or the connection speeds (and to change connection 
> speeds) you must unhide it temporarily for to use it.
> 
> Java is not the best language for getConnection function.  There are 
> problems with syntax dripping and difficulties with encryptor. I would 
> recommend to switch to a more performant language like Visual Basic.  
> The advantage of the Visual Basic is that it is supported by Microsoft. 
> The Java is not supported by Microsoft any more

To the OP:  It will be useful to keep in mind that Rajiv is being satirical here.  You are meant to laugh, not follow his nonsensical but very clever advice.

-- 
Lew

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