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  See, I'm cold as fuck. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-03-20 23:13 -0600
    Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tom Mix <tommix@dev.null> - 2026-03-21 14:31 +0000
    Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-23 17:36 -0400
      Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-03-23 15:48 -0600
        Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tom Mix <tommix@dev.null> - 2026-03-24 00:44 +0000
        Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-26 18:48 -0400

#506945 — See, I'm cold as fuck.

March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 for 
loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and generally 
fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on my first two 
nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's brass bra.

So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees is 
not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.

You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
your asses!

-- 
make music to the Lord with the harp, with the harp and the sound of 
singing,

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#506965

On 2026-03-21, phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> wrote:
> March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 for 
> loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and generally 
> fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on my first two 
> nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's brass bra.
>
> So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees is 
> not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.
>
> You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
> your asses!
>

This might be one of the dumbest things posted all week, and that’s  
really saying something.

It reads like a drunk journal entry mixed with a weather complaint and  
ends with threats like anyone was taking it seriously.

If your goal was to sound unhinged and incoherent, congratulations—  
mission accomplished.

-- 
Tom Mix

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#507056

phoenix wrote:
> March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 for 
> loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and generally 
> fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on my first two 
> nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's brass bra.
> 
> So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees is 
> not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.
> 
> You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
> your asses!
> 

I'm still wearing my snowshoes in Ontario, Canada.

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#507060

Tony wrote:
> phoenix wrote:
>> March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 
>> for loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and 
>> generally fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on 
>> my first two nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's 
>> brass bra.
>>
>> So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees 
>> is not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.
>>
>> You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
>> your asses!
>>
> 
> I'm still wearing my snowshoes in Ontario, Canada.

By the way, Ontario is the only province in Canada I've ever visited, it 
being directly north of where I used to live in Minnesota.

-- 
Pharaoh was so pleased with Hadad that he gave him a
sister of his own wife, Queen Tahpenes, in marriage.
The sister of Tahpenes bore him a son named Genubath,
whom Tahpenes brought up in the royal palace. There
Genubath lived with Pharaoh’s own children.

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#507065

On 2026-03-23, phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> wrote:
> Tony wrote:
>> phoenix wrote:
>>> March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 
>>> for loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and 
>>> generally fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on 
>>> my first two nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's 
>>> brass bra.
>>>
>>> So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees 
>>> is not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.
>>>
>>> You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
>>> your asses!
>>>
>> 
>> I'm still wearing my snowshoes in Ontario, Canada.
>
> By the way, Ontario is the only province in Canada I've ever visited, it 
> being directly north of where I used to live in Minnesota.
>
Minnesota? That explains a lot of things.

-- 
Tom Mix

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#507222

phoenix wrote:
> Tony wrote:
>> phoenix wrote:
>>> March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 
>>> for loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and 
>>> generally fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on 
>>> my first two nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's 
>>> brass bra.
>>>
>>> So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees 
>>> is not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.
>>>
>>> You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
>>> your asses!
>>>
>>
>> I'm still wearing my snowshoes in Ontario, Canada.
> 
> By the way, Ontario is the only province in Canada I've ever visited, it 
> being directly north of where I used to live in Minnesota.
> 


It's all Pakis in Ontario now. Pakis from India mostly. Everyone hates 
them but most of them don't know it.

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