Re: See, I'm cold as fuck.

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On 2026-03-21, phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> wrote:
> March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 for 
> loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and generally 
> fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on my first two 
> nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's brass bra.
>
> So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees is 
> not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck.
>
> You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have 
> your asses!
>

This might be one of the dumbest things posted all week, and that’s  
really saying something.

It reads like a drunk journal entry mixed with a weather complaint and  
ends with threats like anyone was taking it seriously.

If your goal was to sound unhinged and incoherent, congratulations—  
mission accomplished.

-- 
Tom Mix

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See, I'm cold as fuck. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-03-20 23:13 -0600
  Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tom Mix <tommix@dev.null> - 2026-03-21 14:31 +0000
  Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-23 17:36 -0400
    Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-03-23 15:48 -0600
      Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tom Mix <tommix@dev.null> - 2026-03-24 00:44 +0000
      Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-26 18:48 -0400

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