Path: csiph.com!weretis.net!feeder9.news.weretis.net!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer04.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!fx03.iad.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.slack From: Tom Mix Subject: Re: See, I'm cold as fuck. References: Reply-To: tom-mixmin@protonmail.com Organization: Order of the Eternal Bait X-No-Archive: yes X-Troll-Infestation-Level: Maximum X-Bridge-Residency: Confirmed X-Bait-Quality: Extra Stinky X-Obsession-Factor: 11/10 X-Reply-Counter: Broken X-Spanked-Hard: Jen Dershmender, Adam H. Kerman, Bill Stickers, Praetor Mandrake X-Sockpuppet-Count: Infinite X-Flamewar-Readiness: Locked & Loaded X-Thread-Necromancy: Active X-Nonsense-Quotient: Overflow X-Meme-Residue: Heavy User-Agent: slrn/1.0.3 (Linux) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: Lines: 24 X-Complaints-To: https://www.astraweb.com/aup NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 21 Mar 2026 14:31:30 UTC Date: Sat, 21 Mar 2026 14:31:30 GMT X-Received-Bytes: 1933 Xref: csiph.com alt.slack:506965 On 2026-03-21, phoenix wrote: > March 1st saw me shivering in makeshift shelters, thrown out of 7-11 for > loitering, tossing my cold burrito I microwaved for 1:30, and generally > fucking ass for one night while cold and rain ruled Utah on my first two > nights here. It was colder than your proverbial witch's brass bra. > > So don't tell me about climate change and hot weather. The 81 degrees is > not unwelcome. Make it 90! Make it 100! I'm cold as fuck. > > You motherfuckers keep lamenting heat wave in the West and I'll have > your asses! > This might be one of the dumbest things posted all week, and that’s really saying something. It reads like a drunk journal entry mixed with a weather complaint and ends with threats like anyone was taking it seriously. If your goal was to sound unhinged and incoherent, congratulations— mission accomplished. -- Tom Mix