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Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards

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In article <mqdd5u$bu2$3@reader1.panix.com>, gburnore@panix.com says...


> 
> Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
> > In article <mqc4ag$s5f$1@reader1.panix.com>, gburnore@panix.com says...
> > 
> > 
> >> 
> >> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
> >> > In message <mqbb04$n79$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Friendly 
> >> > Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fnvw@databasix.com> writes
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Here follows the one true ballot for the July, 2015 Alt.useNet.Kook Awards
> >> >>
> >> >>Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> >> >>shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> >> >>Wrangler's discretion if:
> >> >> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> >> >> * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
> >> >> * you attempt to vote twice
> >> >> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> >> >> * you vote for or against yourself
> >> >> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> >> >> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> >> >>AUK
> >> >> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> >> >> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >> >>
> >> >>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
> >> >>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be  you .
> >> >>
> >> >>NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:
> >> >>
> >> >>It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar
> >> >>with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"
> >> >>
> >> >>If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be
> >> >>found here for AUK awards:
> >> >>http://fnvw.databasix.com/ and here:
> >> >>http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/auk-awards-descriptions.html
> >> >>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> >> >>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> >> >>
> >> >>Let the voting begin
> >> >>But wait! Before we start, an announcement!
> >> >>
> >> >>Because of his continued attempts to overthrow the one and only FNVW 
> >> >>(aka me), I hereby
> >> >>bestow upon the Checkmate:  One each, Tinfoil Sombrero.  Size to be determined.
> >> >>
> >> >>Ok, NOW on with the vote.
> >> >>
> >> >>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> >> >>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Because you can't have a vote without two valid KOTM nominees, two have 
> >> >>been not so randomly selected:
> >> >>
> >> >>Kook of the Month:  Vote for one
> >> >>   CheckMate  -  Nomination by fiat (FNVW descretion). Once again for 
> >> >>his failed attempt at a coup, Checkmate deserves that chance at Kookdom 
> >> >>he so clearly wants.
> >> >>
> >> >>   Ms Kitty - Oh come on, do I need to explain?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Coward of the Month:  Vote for one (heh, there's only one)
> >> >>   Will Dreckery (KotM January 2005) (alias Dreckery, Dickery, Dorkery, 
> >> >>Drunkery etc etc etc)
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Palmjob Paddle:  Vote yes or no.
> >> >>   Will Dreckery.  Same cause same action.
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Clueless Newbie of the Month - Vote for one
> >> >>
> >> >>   Ernest "Bill" Horne . It's all here: Message-ID: 
> >> >><slrnms88u1.32g.peadar.ruadh@pjr.no-ip.org>
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Darth Bawl:  (Vote yes)
> >> >>   Cecil Neal Warren aka "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> >> >>      It's all here ->  <slrnmqkv1n.33a.peadar.ruadh@pjr.no-ip.org>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Ministry of Circle Jerks (vote Yes or No)
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate, Ms Kitty and Gregory Hall for their stunning July performance.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>LOONY MAROON Award  (vote Yes or No)
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate
> >> >>
> >> >>Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award (vote yes or no)
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate
> >> >>
> >> >>Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award   (vote no or yes to mix it up)
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate
> >> >>
> >> >>George Pickett Memorial Trophy (Vote yes or no)
> >> >>
> >> >>   Checkmate
> >> >>
> >> >>and lastly
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>From the FNVWe (the real one, not the fakey fake one)
> >> >>
> >> >>Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
> >> >>Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
> >> >>personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
> >> >>trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
> >> >>Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's owner's
> >> >>commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's owner
> >> >>around from group to group and through the Google archive.
> >> >>House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
> >> >>kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>I hereby nominate our admirable FNVW Gary Burnore for the good half of
> >> >>this award, and the pathetic yapping cur Checkmate for the bad half.
> >> >>
> >> >>Vote yes or no.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>This ends the vote
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>All hail the fuck out of Fluffy!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> > So ... a ballot made up on the spot with no nominations worth a damn?
> >> 
> >> You poor little thing. Your name wasn't on the ballot.  Next time, maybe.
> > 
> > Your bogus ballots have become even more petty, arbitrary and capricious 
> > than ever.  You can't even muster a handful of voters.  How sad, petty, 
> > and most of all, irrelevant.
> 
> Only your KOTM Nom was by fiat and is quite permissible.  
> 
> Either have  a cry or go vote.  Your choice.

I refuse to take part in your little sham ballot, Gary.  If you're 
expecting me to give your silly little game legitimacy by casting the 
vote that keeps me off your lits o' haet, think again.  I'd much rather 
see you wallow in your own self-destruction.  You know me well enough to 
know that (A), I don't give a fuck, and (B), I can be another one of 
your worst nightmares here... as if you didn't have enough already.  I 
thought you had come to your senses.  Evidently not.

-- 
Checkmate
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
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all rights reserved 

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