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Re: Under the wire congratulations...

From BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com>
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Subject Re: Under the wire congratulations...
Date 2024-03-26 20:00 +0100
Organization Global Aardvark Preservation Society
Message-ID <utv60a$29p7r$3@dont-email.me> (permalink)
References (21 earlier) <XnsB11563FC777D4Kamilot@135.181.20.170> <ur8hi4$43ko$1@dont-email.me> <XnsB122A22297B73Kamilot@135.181.20.170> <uso2gp$3s9ai$3@dont-email.me> <XnsB13360C76375FKamilot@135.181.20.170>

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On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:uso2gp$3s9ai$3@dont-email.me: 
> 
>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:ur8hi4$43ko$1@dont-email.me: 
>>>
>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:upg1v4$22doe$1@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue mat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some mighty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strange stuff over there in foreignland. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a bozo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ball is... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one side.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I offered,
>>>>>>>>>> possibly. Or is it the cold?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky.
>>>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly enhances
>>>>>>>> the experience.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What if leaves residue?
>>>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me.
>>>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt  you think I would use 5G permeable
>>>>>> brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway with the chip
>>>>>> that was in the vaccine.
>>>>>
>>>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last for 6 
>>>>> months or so.
>>>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it the
>>>> chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing it's mind
>>>> controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G signal.
>>>>
>>> Oh dear!
>>> Pass the branewash. I need a flush!
>> If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too late.
>> One of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now.
>>
> I'm doomed!!

We all are - sooner or later. The world is ending at some point.

>>>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays?
>>>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken
>>>>>>>> every few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye cracks
>>>>>>>> or breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of tooth from
>>>>>>>> the one I had to have replaced a few years back. And that one
>>>>>>>> didn't cost me anything because it was a bit the dentist missed
>>>>>>>> the first time around. 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it reglued
>>>>>>> even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty
>>>>>>> installation. 
>>>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a porcelain
>>>>>> insert made many years ago that fell off after seven or eight
>>>>>> years. I went back to the dentist who installed that and had the
>>>>>> tooth rebuild (with that white stuff they use for fillings now)
>>>>>> for free. 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Apparently not.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - or
>>>>>>>>>>>> brittle if one is an older person (more so women than men
>>>>>>>>>>>> I've heard). 
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries or
>>>>>>>>>>> something. 
>>>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on
>>>>>>>>>> your teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does nothing
>>>>>>>>>> about that. 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much-
> calcium
>>>>>>>>> - 
>>>>> to-
>>>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed.
>>>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer protection
>>>>>> organisation would have a lot to say about the design of the human
>>>>>> body. Just the choice of material alone is a scandal.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Probably.
>>>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts in
>>>>> the box.
>>>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those all
>>>> our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA stuff.
>>>> They put some extra of the small bits in the package because they
>>>> know people lose some of them.
>>>>
>>> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet!
>> I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time.
>>
> 
> I know I do.

And then, years later you find that little round metal thing that you
put in the hole and twist with a screwdriver so it grabs the little
metal rod to fix the parts together. And then you say: "Oh there it is.
Thank the gods IKEA put some extra in the bag so I could still put my
<furniture item> together.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies what
>>>>>>>>>>>> it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is probably good
>>>>>>>>>>>> for you. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts.
>>>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries.
>>>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I also
>>>>>>>> don't want to know. I will not support this infestation.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905
>>>>>>> Toronto. 
>>>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it all
>>>>>> murders all the time like most series?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran out of
>>>>> plots about 5 seasons ago.
>>>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about how
>>>> difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let a
>>>> uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm feeling sleepy now...
>> That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this episode.
>>
> 
> Wake me 10 minutes before the end, when all the suspects are assembled.

Oops. Sorry, I missed it. I was doing other stuff.

-- 
BeH

"No nation can be free if it opresses other nations"   - F. Engels

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Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-09-25 04:52 +0200
  Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-09-26 12:11 +0000
    Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-10-02 22:44 +0200
      Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-10-04 14:13 +0000
        Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-10-12 15:19 +0200
          Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-10-18 11:55 +0000
            Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-10-21 18:30 +0200
              Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-10-25 14:26 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-11-06 20:16 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-11-08 13:11 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-11-19 23:49 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-11-22 13:33 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-11-26 02:33 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-11-29 14:32 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-12-08 00:10 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-12-18 19:45 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-01-04 13:34 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-01-07 22:21 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-01-12 13:06 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-01-14 15:02 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-02-01 13:14 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-02-11 14:49 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-02-22 23:24 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-02-24 20:56 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-03-12 00:01 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-03-12 13:30 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-03-26 20:00 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-03-31 20:39 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-04-07 15:20 +0200
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-04-07 15:29 +0000

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