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Re: Under the wire congratulations...

From Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com>
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Subject Re: Under the wire congratulations...
Date 2024-04-07 15:29 +0000
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <XnsB14D74EC3C811Kamilot@135.181.20.170> (permalink)
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BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
news:uuu6ir$2pucq$4@dont-email.me: 

> On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:utv60a$29p7r$3@dont-email.me: 
>> 
>>> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:uso2gp$3s9ai$3@dont-email.me: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:ur8hi4$43ko$1@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:upg1v4$22doe$1@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mat before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mighty strange stuff over there in foreignland. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bozo ball is... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> side. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> offered, possibly. Or is it the cold?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky.
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly
>>>>>>>>>>> enhances the experience.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What if leaves residue?
>>>>>>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me.
>>>>>>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt  you think I would use 5G
>>>>>>>>> permeable brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway
>>>>>>>>> with the chip that was in the vaccine.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last
>>>>>>>> for 6 months or so.
>>>>>>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it
>>>>>>> the chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing
>>>>>>> it's mind controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G
>>>>>>> signal. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh dear!
>>>>>> Pass the branewash. I need a flush!
>>>>> If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too
>>>>> late. One of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now.
>>>>>
>>>> I'm doomed!!
>>>
>>> We all are - sooner or later. The world is ending at some point.
>>>
>> 
>> Nah.
>> I think Mother Earth has been here for a looooooooong time and will 
>> eventually rid herself of us.
> Sure. So far we have only been a blip in history even compared to the
> dinosaur times. But no later than when the sun burns out we have to
> move out or perish. As the world stands at the moment the actual
> removal of the human species could be next thursday or anytime after
> that... 
> 
What's special about next Thursday?

>>>>>>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays?
>>>>>>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken
>>>>>>>>>>> every few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye
>>>>>>>>>>> cracks or breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of
>>>>>>>>>>> tooth from the one I had to have replaced a few years back.
>>>>>>>>>>> And that one didn't cost me anything because it was a bit
>>>>>>>>>>> the dentist missed the first time around. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it
>>>>>>>>>> reglued even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty
>>>>>>>>>> installation. 
>>>>>>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a
>>>>>>>>> porcelain insert made many years ago that fell off after seven
>>>>>>>>> or eight years. I went back to the dentist who installed that
>>>>>>>>> and had the tooth rebuild (with that white stuff they use for
>>>>>>>>> fillings now) for free. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Apparently not.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or brittle if one is an older person (more so women than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men I've heard). 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on
>>>>>>>>>>>>> your teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nothing about that. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much-
>>>> calcium
>>>>>>>>>>>> - 
>>>>>>>> to-
>>>>>>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed.
>>>>>>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer
>>>>>>>>> protection organisation would have a lot to say about the
>>>>>>>>> design of the human body. Just the choice of material alone is
>>>>>>>>> a scandal. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Probably.
>>>>>>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts
>>>>>>>> in the box.
>>>>>>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those
>>>>>>> all our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA
>>>>>>> stuff. They put some extra of the small bits in the package
>>>>>>> because they know people lose some of them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet!
>>>>> I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I know I do.
>>>
>>> And then, years later you find that little round metal thing that
>>> you put in the hole and twist with a screwdriver so it grabs the
>>> little metal rod to fix the parts together. And then you say: "Oh
>>> there it is. Thank the gods IKEA put some extra in the bag so I
>>> could still put my <furniture item> together.
>>>
>> 
>> Like I would buy furniture from Ikea.
>> *snickers*
> 
> Elitist. All my bookcases are from IKEA. And my office desk for that
> matter. 
> 

University dorm chic!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably good for you. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries.
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I
>>>>>>>>>>> also don't want to know. I will not support this
>>>>>>>>>>> infestation. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905
>>>>>>>>>> Toronto. 
>>>>>>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it
>>>>>>>>> all murders all the time like most series?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran
>>>>>>>> out of plots about 5 seasons ago.
>>>>>>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about
>>>>>>> how difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let
>>>>>>> a uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm feeling sleepy now...
>>>>> That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this
>>>>> episode. 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Wake me 10 minutes before the end, when all the suspects are
>>>> assembled. 
>>>
>>> Oops. Sorry, I missed it. I was doing other stuff.
>>>
>> 
>> I need closure!
>> We have to watch it again.
> 
> How about you watch it and tell me who dun it?
> 

It was the person you'd least expect.

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Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-09-25 04:52 +0200
  Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-09-26 12:11 +0000
    Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-10-02 22:44 +0200
      Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-10-04 14:13 +0000
        Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-10-12 15:19 +0200
          Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-10-18 11:55 +0000
            Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-10-21 18:30 +0200
              Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-10-25 14:26 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-11-06 20:16 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-11-08 13:11 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-11-19 23:49 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-11-22 13:33 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-11-26 02:33 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-11-29 14:32 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-12-08 00:10 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-12-18 19:45 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-01-04 13:34 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-01-07 22:21 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-01-12 13:06 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-01-14 15:02 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-02-01 13:14 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-02-11 14:49 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-02-22 23:24 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-02-24 20:56 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-03-12 00:01 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-03-12 13:30 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-03-26 20:00 +0100
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-03-31 20:39 +0000
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2024-04-07 15:20 +0200
                Re: Under the wire congratulations... Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2024-04-07 15:29 +0000

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