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| From | BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
| Subject | Re: Stupid computer |
| Date | 2023-03-24 00:31 +0100 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <tvingl$1bb4d$5@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
| References | (22 earlier) <XnsAFCC6ED11C8A9Kamilot@88.198.57.247> <tv88nf$37gem$4@dont-email.me> <XnsAFCDA4C49CDEKamilot@88.198.57.247> <tvd9md$9ifc$4@dont-email.me> <XnsAFD051473F013Kamilot@88.198.57.247> |
On 23.03.2023 12.59, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in news:tvd9md$9ifc$4@dont-email.me: > >> On 20.03.2023 21.11, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in >>> news:tv88nf$37gem$4@dont-email.me: >>> >>>> On 19.03.2023 15.53, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>> news:tv4sk0$2itip$4@dont-email.me: >>>>> >>>>>> On 16.03.2023 21.30, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>> news:tutm09$13p8f$4@dont-email.me: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 15.03.2023 13.26, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:tuqq9u$h5fd$5@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 14.03.2023 12.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:tuldv7$37fca$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 11.03.2023 16.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> [poof] >>>>>>>>> [ooo. a magic trick] >>>>>>>> [trick???] >>>>>>> [the illusion of less lines] >>>>>> [not illusion - the lines disappeared for real] >>>>> [fine ruin it for me] >>>> [so you prefer to be tricked to seeing some genuine magic?] >>> [Isn't that what magic is - a redirection?] >> [That's what illusionists do - real magic is what wizards do] > [Oooo! I want to see a wizard!] [There is a rather famous one in Oz] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I read recently that the 10,000 steps was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> marketing thing. Apparently it sounds like a nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> round number. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I saw a UToob video recently with a doctor comparing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clinical studies on this. They agreed that exercise >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is good for people. Otherwise: * study says 7500 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steps reduces a number of terminal ills, above that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reduced effect on health * study says more is better >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - health benefits increased with no. of steps, rate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of increase tapered off after 12-15K steps. * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's probably one of those things where different >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doctors have different opinion.Like whether or not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee is good for us. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think any reputable doctors will deny that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exercise is beneficial, if it is compatible with ones >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fitness level. It's not like I'm going to run a marathon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or ride the Tour for instance. Not that I would anyway - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they don't have smoking breaks at those events. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok. I have nothing to add. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to keep it as my goal anyways. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You go, gurl! [other expressions of encouragement or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> affirmation available] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure. Haven't you seen those "inspirational" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posters... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought maybe you were going to say something >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> positive to motivate me every day. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think i have the energy for that. Or the amount >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of expressions of encouragement or affirmation at hand. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just hang in there... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds like something that will make my arms sore. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just hang from something high above ground - that is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> motivational as heck. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Eventually, I will suffer muscle fatigue and plummet to my >>>>>>>>>>>>> death. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You were supposed to brachiate to safety... not just hang >>>>>>>>>>>> there like a fruit. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I only smell like fruit. It's my new perfume... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Peachy. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I had to look up brachiate. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I had to look up how to spell it. >>>>>>>>>> Danoot used it once in the distant past in connection with a >>>>>>>>>> discussion about gibbons. That's how I know it... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Figures. He used to smoke me at Scrabble. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't pant. You'll pass out. Breathe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slowly in through your nose and exhale >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slowly out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> through your mouth. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you were supposed to use a paper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bag. Where and how will I be able to find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both a nose and a mouth in the middle of a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> panic attack? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMG! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *panics* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Breathe into this paper bag. Deep inhale --- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep exhale --- and again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What was in this bag? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dunno. I panicked and grabbed the nearest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper bag... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It smells like barf. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You must be imagining that. It's hardly likely >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone would have a used barf bag lying around. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *panics about barfing* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't barf into the bag. I may need it for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something later... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok. I'll sit here and hyperventilate. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or you could stop panicking... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Truth be told, I rarely panic. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky you. Can I have my paper bag back now, then? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If there are any lingering smells or holes, it was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like that when you handed it to me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A never-before used paper bag with holes? Someone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ought to complain... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you just did. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also pointless since no one listens. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Story of my life... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I "listen" (to use the term loosely). >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still pointless... Just the way I like it. I would >>>>>>>>>>>>>> really hate being a person of importance. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why's that? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Wouldn't it make you feel good to know millions of people >>>>>>>>>>>>> are hanging on your every word? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Gods no! I would have to be all sensible and stuff. Also >>>>>>>>>>>> people are stupid and will take anything literally no matter >>>>>>>>>>>> the obvious sarcasm. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Unfortunately that is true. Like when Trump told people to >>>>>>>>>>> drink bleach or something to get rid of Covid... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Except instead of sarcasm that was Donny Two Scoops speaking >>>>>>>>>> from a position of absolute ignorance. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I doubt the MAGA crowds knows the difference. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> How could they. Most of them have probably never even met a >>>>>>>> dane... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'm not sure I've actually met one. >>>>>> >>>>>> Maybe not, but you are smart enough to be able to extrapolate from >>>>>> what you read on the internet... These people can't even >>>>>> comprehend their own constitution - even if they were to have it >>>>>> read to them. >>>>> >>>>> You're just saying that because I read what you say on the >>>>> internet. >>>> >>>> I _am_ a primary source for the sarcaticness of danes, after all. >>>> >>> You are my primary source. >> >> And an excellent and accurate source at that... All you need in that >> respect, really. >> > > Great! > Another thread to close. > Unless you need more real facts about Denmark and the people of... -- BeH - there is no easter bunny. Deal with it!
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