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Re: Stupid computer

From Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com>
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Subject Re: Stupid computer
Date 2023-03-14 11:06 +0000
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <XnsAFC7486147F16Kamilot@88.198.57.247> (permalink)
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BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
news:tuldv7$37fca$2@dont-email.me: 

> On 11.03.2023 16.14, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:tug8as$24aru$5@dont-email.me: 
>> 
>>> On 10.03.2023 14.35, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:tuf77t$1unbs$5@dont-email.me: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 08.03.2023 13.18, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:tu8bi1$idu8$5@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> [Technical acumen:]
>>>> [okie dokie]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Earlier today I couldn't understand why I had no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sound in an appl. that I installed. Turned out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eventually that newly installed programs have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their sound disabled by default. Pants! 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pants are optional here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's too cold for not-pants. The heater can only do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have no idea what real cold is...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do too. It's zero Kelvin. Which is -273,15 degrees
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Celsius. Nothing moves when it's zero Kelvin.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But it's not that cold where you want to wear no pants.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's plenty cold here for not not wearing pants. It was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -2C this morning when I got up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to wear them outside but no necessarily inside.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I, however, live in yesterday's world's coldest capital
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> city. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should probably wear pants too, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today I am wearing yoga pants.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are they warm enough? I don't imagine yoga pants offering
>>>>>>>>>>>>> much protection against extreme cold - as opposed to say
>>>>>>>>>>>>> norwegian woolly polar army socks...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> One more reason to stay indoors.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You can't stay inside forever. For one thing you will wear
>>>>>>>>>>> out your floor if you keep walking your 10000 steps/day in
>>>>>>>>>>> the house. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I can use the treadmill.
>>>>>>>>> So much for walking being free exercise.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Be that as it may, it's better than getting no exercise due to
>>>>>>>> inclement weather.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Speaking of there was a lot of fresh air here today - closing
>>>>>>> the Great Belt bridge style fresh air. Also they got snow on the
>>>>>>> left coast. And tomorrows forecast has below-zero temperatures
>>>>>>> all the time the sun is not there... (windchill below 0 all
>>>>>>> day). I have to go to Bigtown tomorrow to get some stuff. Please
>>>>>>> pity me. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ok?
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks. Alternatively: Yes, however it snowed in the morning
>>>>> (about 10cm or so) so I waited to be sure the roads were cleared,
>>>>> and when I finally got ready to leave it started again - to the
>>>>> point where I wouldn't have been able to see where I was going. So
>>>>> I decided to take the bus. But it was all a sham. 2-3km north and
>>>>> there was no snow in the air or on the ground. So that was two bus
>>>>> fares and two extra hours waisted... 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I thought you had a bus pass.
>>>
>>> No that would be silly. I hardly ever take the bus unless I have to
>>> go much further (Copenhagen mostly). A bus pass is (priced) for
>>> every-day commuters and pensioners.
>>> I have a 'Travel Card'. Works sort of like a debet-card for public
>>> transport. With a chip inside talking to the cardreaders in busses
>>> and on stations.
>>>
>> Ah. I have a card that I can load either a monthly bus pass or money
>> on. 
>> 
>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I read recently that the 10,000 steps was a marketing thing.
>>>>>>>>>> Apparently it sounds like a nice round number.
>>>>>>>>> I saw a UToob video recently with a doctor comparing clinical
>>>>>>>>> studies on this. They agreed that exercise is good for people.
>>>>>>>>> Otherwise: * study says 7500 steps reduces a number of
>>>>>>>>> terminal ills, above that reduced effect on health
>>>>>>>>> * study says more is better - health benefits increased with
>>>>>>>>> no. of steps, rate of increase tapered off after 12-15K steps.
>>>>>>>>> *
>>>>>>>>> *
>>>>>>>>> *
>>>>>>>> It's probably one of those things where different doctors have
>>>>>>>> different opinion.Like whether or not coffee is good for us.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think any reputable doctors will deny that exercise is
>>>>> beneficial, if it is compatible with ones fitness level.
>>>>> It's not like I'm going to run a marathon or ride the Tour for
>>>>> instance. Not that I would anyway - they don't have smoking breaks
>>>>> at those events. 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ok. I have nothing to add.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to keep it as my goal anyways.
>>>>>>>>> You go, gurl! [other expressions of encouragement or
>>>>>>>>> affirmation available] 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh yeah?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sure. Haven't you seen those "inspirational" posters...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Of course.
>>>>>> I thought maybe you were going to say something positive to
>>>>>> motivate me every day.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think i have the energy for that. Or the amount of
>>>>> expressions of encouragement or affirmation at hand. Just hang in
>>>>> there... 
>>>>>
>>>> Sounds like something that will make my arms sore.
>>>
>>> Just hang from something high above ground - that is motivational as
>>> heck. 
>> 
>> Eventually, I will suffer muscle fatigue and plummet to my death.
> 
> You were supposed to brachiate to safety... not just hang there like a
> fruit.
> 

I only smell like fruit. It's my new perfume...
I had to look up brachiate.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't pant. You'll pass out. Breathe slowly in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> through your nose and exhale slowly out through
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your mouth. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you were supposed to use a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where and how will I be able to find both a nose and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a mouth in the middle of a panic attack? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMG!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *panics*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Breathe into this paper bag. Deep inhale --- deep
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exhale --- and again. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What was in this bag?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dunno. I panicked and grabbed the nearest paper bag...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It smells like barf.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You must be imagining that. It's hardly likely anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>> would have a used barf bag lying around.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *panics about barfing*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't barf into the bag. I may need it for something
>>>>>>>>>>>>> later... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok. I'll sit here and hyperventilate.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Or you could stop panicking...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Truth be told, I rarely panic.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lucky you. Can I have my paper bag back now, then?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Okay.
>>>>>>>> If there are any lingering smells or holes, it was like that
>>>>>>>> when you handed it to me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A never-before used paper bag with holes? Someone ought to
>>>>>>> complain... 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think you just did.
>>>>>> Also pointless since no one listens.
>>>>>
>>>>> Story of my life...
>>>>>
>>>> I "listen" (to use the term loosely).
>>>
>>> But still pointless... Just the way I like it. I would really hate
>>> being a person of importance.
>>>
>> 
>> Why's that?
>> Wouldn't it make you feel good to know millions of people are hanging
>> on your every word?
> 
> Gods no! I would have to be all sensible and stuff. Also people are
> stupid and will take anything literally no matter the obvious sarcasm.
> 
Unfortunately that is true. Like when Trump told people to drink bleach 
or something to get rid of Covid...
Darwinian Awards...

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Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-16 22:07 +0000
  Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-17 12:10 +0000
    Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-19 01:03 +0100
      Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-19 19:58 +0000
        Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-20 22:29 +0100
          Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-21 19:36 +0000
            Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-22 20:27 +0100
              Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-23 12:40 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-24 18:39 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-25 15:04 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-25 23:50 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-26 14:40 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-27 20:59 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-28 13:02 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-01 10:08 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-01 13:02 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-02 22:42 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-04 14:28 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-04 19:35 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-06 13:17 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-07 22:49 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-08 12:18 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-10 13:19 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-10 13:35 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-10 22:43 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-11 15:14 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-12 21:50 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-14 11:06 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-14 22:51 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-15 12:26 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-16 00:56 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-16 20:30 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-18 18:32 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-19 14:53 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-20 01:17 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-20 20:11 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-21 23:05 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-23 11:59 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-24 00:31 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-25 13:38 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-26 00:45 +0100
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-28 11:14 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-30 00:40 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-30 12:22 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-31 17:47 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-01 14:24 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-03 13:37 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-03 20:15 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-05 22:11 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-10 17:26 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-11 13:19 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-12 10:56 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-13 23:48 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-14 11:35 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-15 02:27 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-16 13:33 +0000
                Re: Stupid computer BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-17 22:25 +0200
                Re: Stupid computer Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-20 11:00 +0000

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