Path: csiph.com!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder01.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2016 12:04:33 -0500 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8; format=flowed; delsp=yes Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.physics Subject: Re: NOY: "You're now denying Coulomb's Law". References: <2cd19307-ba8d-4057-b68e-224f50eb2f25@googlegroups.com> <41jlfbpkk7iv1m6ic325qoat7omfe8as2s@4ax.com> <9ba40c31f7392aed23faa9cf27abdd3e@dizum.com> Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2016 13:04:30 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: Quoted-Printable From: "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" Organization: AUKTard Polizia Message-ID: User-Agent: Opera Mail/1.0 (Win32) Lines: 598 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com X-Trace: sv3-xHBML6c+4PXgBoCz45cSBSIO5YI8ofYJi9WszuHeL6FvSRKddgK9wSmNNbGJcvgRm/YXQpE4b4tsZUS!gdVahRF+kdIlOGbpWqV0WtvBNL7xwak8xFwXrcMaz85WP3Svs3MY601cRJ8x X-Complaints-To: abuse@giganews.com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 X-Original-Bytes: 21659 X-Received-Bytes: 21773 X-Received-Body-CRC: 350754120 Xref: csiph.com alt.checkmate:56360 alt.usenet.kooks:655691 sci.physics:566965 On Thu, 31 Mar 2016 12:56:18 -0400, Skeet wrot= e: > On Thu, 31 Mar 2016 18:35:48 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote > Wrangler Emeritus wrote: > >> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. >> >> Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot >> Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), socked up as >> Mustaffa Sheboygan, in >> did thusly jump >> head first into the wood chipper again: >> >>> In article , >>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master >>> says... >> >>>> Now let's consider the photographic evidence... >> >>> Already done... you stole a picture of someone else's REAL Lotus, >>> reversed the image, and claimed it was yours. You're guilty of Pett= y >>> Theft Auto Image, and acting all petty in public. Now flounce for u= s! > > > And a flouncing he went.......Bwahahaha that tutu of his goes nicely with his size 10 steel tipped stilettos. >> >> Chimpy's an ignorant gay lying faggot slut. And he's starting his nex= t >> meltdown. LOL >> >> Why can't you deny your own faggoty words, Chimpy? Why can't you >> refute the truthiness in my .sig, Chimpy? >> >> >> >> Chimpy has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's >> gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so= * >> gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a >> man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's >> because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's >> words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay Lying >> Faggot Slut". LOL >> >> Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that >> picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one >> who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the >> *best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into= >> a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image. >> >> How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered >> version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly >> bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love" >> actually had male dangly bits? LOL! >> >> A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*: >> "Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should= >> know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will= >> immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's >> gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia" >> and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you wit= h >> my purse!" LOL! >> >> Take, for instance, this emoticon: :( >> >> And now I'll change it to: :-) >> >> But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon becaus= e >> he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was >> actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a >> "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls" >> (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut= >> sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to >> insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore >> that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which >> makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL >> >> Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com> >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >> She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a >> rock of crack as payment. She was... >> / \ \ / \ >> | | | | >> | ' `. ASSHOLE | : >> \ | | \| | >> \ | / v \\ : >> /\ \/ _-- __| \ | >> / \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ | >> | \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| | >> \ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / | >> \,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> / >> ^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\ >> | / /\| <_____) fakey | (___> / \ >> BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \ >> | \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \ >> | \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /| >> | \ / \ / | >> | \_ / ^ \ _/ | >> | / | \ | >> | / / VAGINA \ | >> | / / \ | >> | / | | >> | | | | >> ....that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away"= , >> this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller. >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >> Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar >> territory. LOL! >> >> Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive >> crash. LOL! >> >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >> Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85240bcd2d06d7a9db@dizum.com> >> Message-ID: >> Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab360354cf8167ef141d@dizum.com> >> >> Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's >> words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's >> words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy'= s >> words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's >> words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's >> words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste >> back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the >> "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) >> who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" >> (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words)= >> and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words). >> >> One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when h= e >> was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't >> something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is >> something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody >> plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it= >> had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words). >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >> >> But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vib= e >> that he is molested everywhere he goes: >> Message-ID: >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >>> I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking = up >>> from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying = >>> face-down >>> in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can spit now. >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >> >> Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:= >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >>> I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about = >>> waking up >>> from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles, laying = >>> face-down >>> in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you *you* can spit now= . >> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D >> >> But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)= >> that he wakes up in that condition. LOL >> >> So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He >> drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and >> shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove >> iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard yo= u >> pounnnnnd.". >> >> Melt, Chimpy, melt. >> Froth, Chimpy, froth. >> Dance, Chimpy, dance! >> Muahahaha, etc. >> >> You ignorant gay lying faggot slut. >> >> -- = the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"... https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.pn= g - "sines, sines, everywhere there's sines blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind" http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu - FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID: = <3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com> ">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics >> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all: >> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) >> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) >> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in tim= e: >> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) =3D 240*sin(2*pi*60*x) Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking = *moron*? "The _sum_ E(=C3=8E=C2=B8) =C3=A2=E2=80=B0=C2=A1 E(a) + E(b) can be writ= ten thusly:"" it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to = real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial = = about the inversion of your AC legs. http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/sin= gle-phase-power-systems/ http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png "To mathematically calculate voltage between =E2=80=9Chot=E2=80=9D wires= , we must subtract = voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each = other:" http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingl= eSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf on page 2: ** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the opposite direction - i.e., 180=C2=B0 apart from the phase of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A) *COUGH* SPNAK!! - i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASC= II = art if you ask nicely. see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com> - snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following: - begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -- /* HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from: http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html place those files in a directory and save this file as = snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory. compiles with: gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++ run with: ./a.out enjoy the LULZ ;) */ #include #include using namespace std; int main(){ //float_precision MIN=3Dfloat_precision(0); //float_precision MAX=3Dfloat_precision(0); float_precision STEP=3Dfloat_precision(.0001); float_precision t=3Dfloat_precision(0); // time variable float_precision sum=3Dfloat_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's = ridiculous sinewave mess float_precision snickerPrediction=3Dfloat_precision(2550.25); // = snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum float_precision PI; PI =3D_float_table(_PI,25); // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand = why while(sum < snickerPrediction){ // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID: = sum =3D (float_precision(150) * float_precision( = sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) + = (float_precision(20.25) * float_precision( = sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) + = (float_precision(1400)* float_precision( = sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20= )* = float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) + = (float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_prec= ision(2)*PI*t))) = + = (float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_pr= ecision(2)*PI*t))); // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh = snickerTurds if(sum>float_precision(2300)){ cout << "t=3D" << t << " sum=3D" << sum << std::endl; } t =3D t+STEP; } /* Message-ID: "Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25 volts?" Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewav= es = never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.= = That's how stupid you are. Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com> "I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts" Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations a= nd = notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when = summed. the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't = figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while = still having not produced a value for t where the sum=3D2550.25, as he h= as = k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER. */ cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=3D= " << = t < - Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly = Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote: Fag. LOL Idiot. LOL Moron. LOL Tranny. LOL Libtard. LOL Crackhead. LOL GableTard. LOL DildoRider. LOL Bad Musician. LOL Stick Figure. LOL Terrible Liar. LOL Sinewave Spammer. LOL Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL is where my usenet lord and mas-ter can go straight to hell* *hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening. - http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg http://cafepress.com/kooktown http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg - If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: header= s = containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to = yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints= = to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful = information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :) if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you = downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try= : = http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2 - http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority =E2= =80=94 as = it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjec= ts = or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it = presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written, = Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homewor= k = before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason = many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating = opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd - Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!: $ perl fakeyBot.pl FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you= , = look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassi= ng = bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? You> Robert Michael Wolfe FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-to= ed = boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks, = Robert. Robert> you talk about cocks a lot. FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot? Robert> gay sex, mostly... FakeyBot> Fag! (just as useful as the original!) - snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n= = friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message = : "That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users we= re = using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then w= e = figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers = while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using = process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden = service. It's not rocket science. _The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum ho= w = I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can= = get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my = distinct impression was that the "anonymity research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a = = kiddie pr0n network.) That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation Onymous was just icing on the cake." - Golden Killfile, June 2005 KOTM, November 2006 Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007 Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006 Busted Urinal Award, April 2007 Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008 Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007 AUK Mascot, September 2007 Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2= 016 =