Path: csiph.com!xmission!news.alt.net From: Checkmate Newsgroups: sci.physics,comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.checkmate Subject: Re: Was she looking for love ? Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2018 18:17:39 -0700 Organization: Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com Lines: 47 Message-ID: References: <1nw40ic.cc08ssxoqfk8N%snipeco.2@gmail.com> <_-idnc9305ldqijGnZ2dnUU7-UudnZ2d@scnresearch.com> <1nw49zj.9k0a001291ojhN%snipeco.2@gmail.com> <_-idncR305lSoijGnZ2dnUU7-UudnZ2d@scnresearch.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4 X-Face: "1Qp#I]~2CfG^KuO6DYa"W^\rBmZ#*T>hALHx=*cDa(DW}V$q($#lR[U! rWtU#G4"QSqx//F&XDz, greghall@yacht_maester.fake says... > > On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 17:58:26 -0700, Checkmate wrote: > > <...> > > > > >They (squirrels) don't listen to you anyway. > > My squirrels listen to me. When I put out > peanuts for them in their little feeders about > six feet up the tree trunks, I make a clicking > noise with my mouth and they come running > from all around. They are so adorably cute > and clever with their little opposed-thumb > hands. I think when humans go extinct because > of hccc squirrels will evolve into sentient beings > and they will take over the planet and they > won't burn any fossil fuels so the world will > stay cool and ecologically sound and the trees > will produce lots of fruits and nuts for them. I used to like squirrels, but now I hate 'em. They're just better- looking rats. -- Checkmate ® Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: