Path: csiph.com!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.glorb.com!peer02.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!border1.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!buffer1.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.earthlink.com!news.earthlink.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2017 16:48:22 -0500 Message-ID: <59863D29.3CB3@ix.netcom.com> Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2017 14:48:25 -0700 From: The Starmaker Reply-To: starmaker@ix.netcom.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04Gold (WinNT; U) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,rec.arts.sf.written,alt.astronomy Subject: Re: Planetary Protection Officer References: <5981FDFF.738D@ix.netcom.com> <5981FF02.429C@ix.netcom.com> <5982020C.2E4B@ix.netcom.com> <59825836.13D3@ix.netcom.com> <59835764.4BF1@ix.netcom.com> <59836639.3CD4@ix.netcom.com> <766ad60e-ab1e-4d0d-a0fb-cdc4bd567a9a@googlegroups.com> <5983EEF5.EDF@ix.netcom.com> <598563E4.1DEB@ix.netcom.com> <3590c231-4af6-4931-891d-8e169e4af3d7@googlegroups.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Antivirus: Avast (VPS 170804-2, 08/04/2017), Outbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Lines: 92 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 108.219.229.47 X-Trace: sv3-MoJ2bV1wL8kFKmEIpTigdEUkGWzp/fjW2wqFl5UcaJbVKo7EW/ZHs0N+cytFMrJsCuqXkgqcq68npnC!GIBFbDPUk/pXKgWmr+dpp8D7SX4VG5HPqMIhoaiESEqt5pE1zC9rwLlY7lqHn6/gyzqTg5lof+Y6!0yYtsX3Xuok= X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 X-Original-Bytes: 5165 X-Received-Bytes: 5256 X-Received-Body-CRC: 3320484869 Xref: csiph.com sci.physics:644632 sci.physics.relativity:427372 rec.arts.sf.written:476457 alt.astronomy:292563 Double-A wrote: > > On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote: > > Bast wrote: > > > > > > The Starmaker wrote: > > > > Arc Michael wrote: > > > >> > > > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote: > > > >>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > >>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000 > > > >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from > > > >>>>>>>> Aliens > > > >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254 > > > >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!" > > > >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> "What do you do?" > > > >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!" > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the > > > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative. > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist > > > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist). > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump... > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job > > > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????" > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!" > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets... > > > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a > > > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics... > > > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart.. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe > > > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."???? > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> She's got that look in her eye.. > > > >>>> > > > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7 > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> you know..that glaze look.. > > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom > > > >>> apartment > > > >> > > > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien? > > > > > > > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks > > > > she was put on earth to feed them. > > > > > > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well > > > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS. > > > They knew that cats were superior > > > > > > Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats. > > Cats talk to people and to other cats. I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings. If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean. The trick is being able to make those sounds. > > Double-A I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats????