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Definition of time dilation

 a slowing of time...
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/time%20dilation




"slowing of time"????



i gotta figure this one out...



are they talking about a clock, or a pretty girl on your lap?




i gotta figure this one out...



Maybe i need to perform an experiment...

i need one pretty girl
one clock
and a dilation.


I can get a pretty girl and a clock, but where do i buy a dilation? 


i need a dilation to slow my clock....