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The questions from the news media audience were funny, or the response they got...

"Are there any moons around those 7 planets?"

NASA Response: MOONS??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MOONS?? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW!!!!

Next question: 

"Do you have confirmation of water on any of the 7 planets?"


NASA Response: "CONFIRMATION??? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKY DINKY CONFIRMATION!!! WE'RE FUCKING NASA, IF WE SAY THERE'S FUCKIN
WATER THERE THERES FUCKIN WATER THERE...MOTHERFUCKER!!!! WHO THE FUCK LET YOU IN HERE???? GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF HERE!!

Next question:

"What are the name of the seven planets?"


NASA Response: "GETTHEFUCKOUTOFHEREMOTHERFUCKER!!!!"






> Don't look at the video announcement, you'll laugh!
> http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/100200725
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJIht3fnVM


The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> As Trump would say, that was "very fake news".
> 
> That was a fake NASA announcement!
> 
> download your free poster????
> https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/resources/2159/
> 
> It had to take them some time to come up with the illustrations,
> posters, etc...
> 
> what did they do, hire a Hollywood PR person????
> 
> Don't look at the video announcement, you'll laugh!
> http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/100200725
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJIht3fnVM
> 
> the first two guys that spoke i'm not sure what language they were
> speaking...
> they sounded...Bulgarian.
> 
> The questions from the audience were even funnier...
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > aren't the photos pretty?
> > > >
> > > > https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/styles/full_width/public/thumbnails/image/1_main_pia21423-png.png?itok=2Stv_aWu
> > >
> > > http://www.spitzer.caltech.edu/uploaded_files/images/0010/9931/ssc2017-01c_Lrg.jpg
> >
> > Why don't NASA just sell candy cigarettes named TRAPPIST to children?
> > https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/internal_resources/479/
> >
> > I don't know what kind of effect this would have on adults in the 'scientific community', there are a few stupid people here...who knows?
> >
> > But, this just looks like Science Fiction to me, and we all know how much damage Science Fiction has
> > on the children community.
> >
> > https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/internal_resources/479/
> >
> > I guess NASA is using science fiction to do...the damage.
> >
> > Why don't NASA just sell marijuanna cigarettes named TRAPPIST to children in school?
> > https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/internal_resources/479/
> >
> > If you want children to get HOOKED on Science...take some advise from drug dealers.
> >
> > https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/internal_resources/479/