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I understand that 
Priority one: What do they want? 
and 
Where are they from?

is what they want to know
about aliens from other planets
who...arrive here.


I thought everyone is looking for water?


Aliens from other plantes
come here and you ask...
"What do you want?"

and they say, "We're looking for water, what the fuck do you're looking for???"


and NASA tells them, "We're looking for life on other planets."


and the aliens respond, "Well, you fuckin found it, now where is your fuckin water???"


NASA seys, "Where are you from?"


Aliens: "WHAT FUCKIN BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS, MOTHERFUCKER????"