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Do atheist tell their children

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE'S NO FUCKIN SANTA
CLAUS!!!"


	
then the kid tells his atheist father

"Can you buy me a playstation for Christmas?"

"DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKIN SANTA CLAUS???"