Path: csiph.com!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder01.blueworldhosting.com!border2.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.earthlink.com!news.earthlink.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2016 01:03:28 -0500 Message-ID: <56FE1D52.16C0@ix.netcom.com> Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2016 23:03:46 -0800 From: The Starmaker Reply-To: starmaker@ix.netcom.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04Gold (WinNT; U) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,alt.politics,soc.culture.jewish Subject: Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located References: <56FE13B0.40A8@ix.netcom.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Lines: 80 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 108.219.229.47 X-Trace: sv3-31dMNq+7zjPEnr44sixP0b6vvAzXvEYkCdFSf0+lV1WCX04zIwHDCD+rDiG/NErv6b7NikDXQsZe+o7!T7cXIDP3conMM6bPS87uIPkI1eoIaMaMDz5AkBIM0KLyOBkDL0eLm/TpwLKHogL3PhRZ9OdTQMJ/!yTnlNEr7m4g= X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 X-Original-Bytes: 5047 Xref: csiph.com sci.physics:567126 sci.physics.relativity:380595 soc.culture.jewish:345330 The Starmaker wrote: > > hanson wrote: > > > > API/UPI -------- Ulmer Stadtzeitung > > By Karl Peter Stachel ------ 04-01-2016 LT > > > > ***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. ***** > > > > Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal > > & Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from > > the University of Munich were granted a few days for > > forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse, > > before the start of demolition activities by city work crews. > > > > There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, > > in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed > > perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as > > "Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our > > dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish > > lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and > > was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother. > > > > The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by > > Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be > > as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians. > > > > The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted > > and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed > > a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory > > of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879. > > > > To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the > > descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa > > 1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family > > records at home and in their synagogue for further clues. > > > > Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in > > the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain > > has been preserved in a jar. Einstein's pickled brain and his > > foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two > > items have something in common. > > > > > ----------------------------- > > > > > Cincinnati, OH -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT. > > > > > Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will > > report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim > > Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records > > of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly > > appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of > > the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled > > brain and his foreskin do reside these days. > > > > > The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin > > Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp > > disagreement whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due > > to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in > > R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism > > - or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields > > that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields. > > > > > Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically > > interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore, > > bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were > > kept in the same box: > > "Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected > > in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of > > his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher, > > since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion > > that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face. > > We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world... > > https://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&biw=1280&bih=871&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie16mf2OzLAhWB4CYKHbgGDXsQ_AUIBigB http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&FORM=HDRSC2