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You ask 'these guys'
by "these guys" i 
mean
'the scientific community'..
they will tell you
there are billions of
earth-like planets
out there..but
if ask them
"How Many Planets Are In Our Solar System?"

they are stumped.

If you ask them "Is it 8, 9, or ten"?

They beging to stutter...

they start having convulsions...


they run in every direction..



But if you ask them 
"How Many Earth-Planets Are There In The Universe?"

they respond with...


"A FUCKIN BILLION, I'M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE, WITHOUT A FUCKIN DOUBT!!"



but if you ask them..

"How many planets are in out solar system?"

they respond with..

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION????"



The Starmaker