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The Starmaker wrote:
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> The Starmaker wrote:
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> > The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
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> > > > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> > > > >
> > > > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > >
> > > > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > >
> > > > "What do you do?"
> > > >
> > > > "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > >
> > > You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.
> > >
> > > You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >
> > > But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >
> > > By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >
> > > Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> >
> > I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> >
> > okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> >
> > Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> >
> > but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> >
> > Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens exist on other planets."????
> 
> She's got that look in her eye..
> 
> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> 
> you know..that glaze look..


YOU know Who gets the job...I predict...some hussy pretty young girl that puts out.


(he promised her the job if she doesn't squeal on the wife.)



He tells her: "I pomise you a job here paying over a hundered thousand dollars a year!"

She says, "What do I do?"

He says, "Doing what you always do, sit around doing your nails and waiting around for me to fuck you."

She says, "Do I have to read Emails?"