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Arc Michael wrote:
> 
> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>
> > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > >>>>> Aliens
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "What do you do?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > >>>
> > >>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > >>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > >>>
> > >>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > >>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >>>
> > >>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >>>
> > >>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > >>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >>>
> > >>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > >>
> > >> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > >> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > >>
> > >> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > >>
> > >> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > >> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > >> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > >>
> > >> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > >>
> > >> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens
> > >> exist on other planets."????
> > >
> > >
> > > She's got that look in her eye..
> > >
> > > http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > >
> > >
> > > you know..that glaze look..
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > apartment
> 
> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?

Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
she was put on earth to feed them.