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The Starmaker wrote:
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> The Starmaker wrote:
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> > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> 
> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> 
> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254



"Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"

"What do you do?"

"I save the earth from aliens!"

"Are you talking about Mexicans?"

"No, aliens from outer space!!"


"What aliens from outer space are you talking about??"


"I don't know, I'm just going along with it..."


"But what are you going to do everyday???"


"I don't know Honey, I'm just going to fuck the secretary...thats what every does at NASA!"