Path: csiph.com!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!nntp.club.cc.cmu.edu!micro-heart-of-gold.mit.edu!newsswitch.lcs.mit.edu!nntp.TheWorld.com!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) Newsgroups: sci.math Subject: Re: Archimedes "Village Idiot" Plutonium flunked the Math Test of a lifetime-generation test Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 04:49:49 +0000 (UTC) Organization: The World : www.TheWorld.com : Since 1989 Lines: 28 Message-ID: References: <7a3282e1-8014-4f8b-87d6-6f0b01d4c390@googlegroups.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: shell01.theworld.com X-Trace: pcls7.std.com 1538455789 10863 192.74.137.71 (2 Oct 2018 04:49:49 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@TheWorld.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 04:49:49 +0000 (UTC) User-Agent: nn/6.6.5 Xref: csiph.com sci.math:424746 Math Failure Archimedes Plutonium fails: And again, Al! Is this Plutonium guy as sharp as a bowling ball or what, Uncle? "I cannot believe how incredibly stupid Archie-Poo is. I mean rock-hard stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. Surface of Venus under 80 atmospheres of red hot carbon dioxide and sulfuric acid vapor dehydrated for 300 million years rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different sensorium of stupid. Archie-Poo is trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid so collapsed upon itself that it is within its own Schwarzschild radius. Black hole stupid. Stupid gotten so dense and massive that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Archie-Poo emits more stupid/second than our entire galaxy otherwise emits stupid/year. Quasar stupid. Nothing else in the universe can be this stupid. Archie-Poo is an oozingly putrescent primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of Stupid, a pure essence of stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that define maximally extrapolated hypergeometric n-dimensional backgroundless stupid as we can imagine it. Archie-Poo is Planck stupid, a quantum foam of stupid, a vacuum decay of stupid, a grand unified theory of stupid. Archie-Poo is the epitome of stupidity, the epiphany of stupid, the apotheosis of stupidity. Archie-poo is stooopid."