Path: csiph.com!v102.xanadu-bbs.net!xanadu-bbs.net!us.feeder.erje.net!feeder.erje.net!eu.feeder.erje.net!news2.arglkargh.de!news.albasani.net!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!individual.net!not-for-mail From: Jolly Roger Newsgroups: misc.phone.mobile.iphone,comp.mobile.ipad,comp.sys.mac.system Subject: Re: Chicken Little Date: 6 Jun 2014 13:52:08 GMT Organization: People for the Ethical Treatment of Pirates Lines: 29 Message-ID: References: <020620141212394785%michelle@michelle.org> <6ig2p9ht5l290li6p0qh98t8na4slhp01k@4ax.com> <050620142212226272%michelle@michelle.org> X-Trace: individual.net bmBY4AbEp2Bj1nANCIJiTgXYRVwE7LzqasqRZWMVWhEQ/iArvB Cancel-Lock: sha1:8PwG0BnIOtZDnCGr/yaerjqzQDY= X-Face: _.g>n!a$f3/H3jA]>9pN55*5<`}Tud57>1Y%b|b-Y~()~\t,LZ3e up1/bO{=-) User-Agent: slrn/1.0.1 (Darwin) Xref: csiph.com comp.mobile.ipad:36403 comp.sys.mac.system:60345 On 2014-06-06, FPP wrote: > > Even better... I found the "Apple Death Knell" counter... an oldie, but > a goodie. > > http://www.macobserver.com/article/2002/10/29.5.shtml > > "It happens every few weeks: Someone new jumps on the bandwagon loudly > proclaiming that Apple will soon be dead. It's been happening since the > early 1980s, and still Apple, and its doom sayers, keep chugging along. > We decided that it would be interesting to collect these stories, > prognostications, predictions, and premature eulogies in a sort of > testimonial of buffoonery, and we are calling it The Apple Death Knell > Counter. > We shall keep a running total of the number of times that Apple has been > declared dead or dying, with links to each one (whenever possible), the > date it was published, and the person who so blithely set upon the path > of being utterly wrong. With luck, we'll eventually get back to the > primordial Death Knell, whose peals have rung on long past their normal > life spans." It's kind of a shame they didn't keep it going after 2002, as I'm sure there would be many, many more entries by now. -- E-mail sent to this address may be devoured by my ravenous SPAM filter. I often ignore posts from Google. Use a real news client instead. JR