Path: csiph.com!eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Andreas Leitgeb Newsgroups: comp.lang.java.programmer Subject: Re: What I read in the Web today Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2017 10:16:26 -0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 12 Message-ID: References: Reply-To: avl@logic.at Injection-Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2017 10:16:26 -0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: mx02.eternal-september.org; posting-host="891ec2ce37e0ba46fd2b2385f5ad4a6c"; logging-data="3907"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/q5UtNbhg6AaDA8KB77N30" User-Agent: slrn/1.0.2 (Linux) Cancel-Lock: sha1:YKYbu7wO9qUD/npNoVWqfB2h4Fs= Xref: csiph.com comp.lang.java.programmer:36878 Stefan Ram wrote: > A woman who has married a Java programmer asks > her husband to help her to open a jar. He tells > her that she needs to install the JRE. Don't they know how to unzip? > Some people, when they have a problem, say: > "I know - I'll use Java!". - Now they have a > ProblemFactory. :-D