Xref: csiph.com alt.folklore.computers:212449 rec.arts.sf.written:545806 Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers,rec.arts.sf.written Path: csiph.com!xmission!news.snarked.org!border2.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!news-vm.kithrup.com!kithrup.com!djheydt From: djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) Subject: Re: Origin of Niven/Pournelle quips (was: DEC archaeology) Message-ID: Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2020 21:34:06 GMT References: <20200728213250.e853639b4755d7e44f257f55@eircom.net> Organization: Kithrup Enterprises, Ltd. X-Newsreader: trn 4.0-test77 (Sep 1, 2010) Lines: 38 In article <20200728213250.e853639b4755d7e44f257f55@eircom.net>, Ahem A Rivet's Shot wrote: >On 28 Jul 2020 19:57:52 GMT >Bob Eager wrote: > >> Aziz reassures him: "Don't worry, old chap. Leprosy can only be caught by >> the most intimate of contact". > > Reminds me of the (probably apocryphal) tale of the poor sod who >after a night of delight with a stranger wakes alone to find, scrawled in >lipstick on the bathroom mirror, "Welcome to AIDS". Beats waking up in the bathtub with both kidneys missing. There are treatments for AIDS nowadays. Not to cure it, but to regulate its effects. Reminds me of an old (probably very old) joke that I read in 1950s-era novel about a medical student. Professor asks the student, "Which would you rather have, tuberculosis or syphilis?" "Syphilis," says the student. "That's right," says the professor. "It's easier to cure, and you have more fun getting it." -- Dorothy J. Heydt Vallejo, California djheydt at gmail dot com www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/ -- Dorothy J. Heydt Vallejo, California djheydt at gmail dot com www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/