Re: Touch me, and dust comes out

From	"tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu>
Newsgroups	comp.os.os2.advocacy
Subject	Re: Touch me, and dust comes out
Date	2012-05-03 12:00 -0700
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Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> writes:

27> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.tv,comp.lang.java.programmer,rec.games.roguelike.development,alt.tv.lost

27> Aha! My fiendish plan is working perfectly. First, spore dust in the
27> hard drive makes the tholenbot skip like a broken record! (They think
27> they have those drives' casings hermetically sealed. They greatly
27> underestimate the osmotic force hyphae can exert -- enough to lift
27> paving stones, nevermind pry their way into a disk drive.)

27> Next is the takeover of much of the California coastline. No longer
27> shall my species be confined to the conifer woods of the Sierra
27> Nevada. Adaptation to saltier and more humid air has taken generations
27> of selective breeding but soon a new breed of Handkea fumosa shall
27> descend into the lowlands. LA is swimming in garbage -- food residues,
27> cardboard boxes, construction debris. A feast for my millions of
27> children!

27> And after LA -- the world! Muhahahahaha!

28> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.tv,comp.lang.java.programmer,rec.games.roguelike.development,alt.tv.lost

28> Yes, that tholenbot really is something. I'd like to give its
28> programmer a nasty case of asthma.

28> But first, my pretties must spread across the LA Basin. Soon, they
28> will tremble not with an earthquake but with fear! And then my
28> children will cover the Earth with little white puffballs and blacken
28> the skies with their spores! After that it gets difficult. The air is
28> thin on Mars, and the temperatures extreme on Venus; beyond that, only
28> icy, giant, or airless bodies for light-years. Yet spores are tiny and
28> may lie dormant for millennia. Launched across the vastness of space
28> they could infect every world of the galaxy in less time than the
28> dinosaurs reigned for. And after that, Andromeda ... ten times larger
28> and containing the greatest source of energy known to Handkea fumosa!

28> As for the tholenbot and its programmer -- well, if they're allergic
28> to fungus spores, they'd be wise to buy the company that makes
28> Claritin. Whoever owns that will get rich. Anyone else who's allergic,
28> not so much.

Further evidence of your irrelevance, fumosa.  What does your fantasy
have to do with OS/2, fumosa?

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Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-05-03 12:00 -0700
  Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> - 2012-05-03 12:35 -0700
    Re: Touch me, and dust comes out tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu - 2012-05-04 13:11 -0700
      Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> - 2012-05-14 16:26 -0700
        Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-05-23 07:02 -0700
          Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> - 2012-05-29 13:25 -0700
            Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-05-29 13:58 -0700
              Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> - 2012-05-31 15:35 -0700
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-06-01 05:12 -0700
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> - 2012-06-04 19:20 -0700
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-06-04 20:34 -0700
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Handkea fumosa <hfumosa@gmail.com> - 2012-06-04 21:03 -0700
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-06-05 05:11 -0700
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> - 2012-06-05 06:21 -0400
                Re: Touch me, and dust comes out "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-06-05 05:13 -0700

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