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confession divination ability

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As of 0615 UTC December 5, 2024, special abilities have
evolved, and there is a new confession divination ability.

I have special abilities determination ability, and for now
am offering free readings, so if you want me to determine
your post-evolution special abilities, email me a picture
of yourself or follow up with a link to one.

Who has confession divination ability?

1. all those with a readings client base of at least 100, not
including themself, as of the above time,

2. all those ordained to priest level or equivalent or higher,

3. forensic psychiatrists,

4. atheists in any of the following categories:
(a) psychiatrists
(b) psychotherapists
(c) judges
(d) prison wardens
(e) police
(f) secret service agents.

Those with confession divination ability can meditate and
intuit the best course of action for self or other, which
I call a healing circle (also known as sentencing circle)
prescription. Moreover, they can determine what portion
of the h.c.p. is due to a given popthrough, such as the
Jacob popthrough. (Note that the Jesus popthrough has
not been applied yet but should be within the next day.)
Of course multiple popthroughs may overlap. The one
with confession divination ability can also intuit if the
overall h.c.p. is “rubber stamped” by a deity to the one
who the reading is for. I’m not sure how such
“rubber stamping” will manifest to atheist readers.

-- 
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
“And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the
hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand” (Ferron)

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