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Re: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in (Re: Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?)

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On 02/23/2026 11:40 PM, Mild Shock wrote:
> Hi,
>
> Joe McShrimp thought he is the wolf of wallstreet
> when he invested all his savings. Now the wolf of
> wipeout is knocking at his door, announcing
>
> the crypto winter:
>
> 'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'
> To which the pig answered:
> 'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'
> The wolf then answered to that:
> 'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'
> So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in,
> and ate up the little pig.
> https://sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/eft/eft15.htm
>
> Fast forward to 2030 Joe McShrimp now in prison
> because he couldn't pay his taxes. Waking up every
> morning, worshiping his Satoshi shrine, and after
>
> the yoga gymnastics, having breakfast in
> the cantine, proudly paying it with his hard
> wallet. The cashier playing along, knowing
>
> he is a harmless freak, while they payment
> system of the world already uses the Feynman
> Quantum ounce backed by photonic computers.
>
> Bye
>

The big, bad wolf got chopped open with an axe
and the three little pigs sprang out unharmed.

In another story, they did it in his sleep,
then replaced the pigs with weighty stones,
and sewed the wolf back up. Then the wolf
woke up mighty thirsty, and went to take a
drink, and fell in and drowned.


"At the Oasis, ...", the watering-hole.


Yeah, whenever the wolf is getting big and bad,
when it's not somebody crying about it,
a woodsman comes along and chops it.


Don't get me wrong, wolves and pigs are
sometimes one and the same filthy animal.

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