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TDS (also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome)

As a citizen scientists I figured out a cure that spreads only among Dumocrats.


There is no vacine to date or a pill.

Take all the Dumocrats, put them in a freight train or Amtrack, and
isolate them from the rest of the population.

Then, EXTERMINATE THEM ALL WITH EXTREME PREDJUICE!


I can smell Dumocrats with TDS. It's a repelling smell.

Domino Pizza Ovens might help also...

might need Pizza Hut and all the other pizza ovens.

(actually most people have an oven at home)


Stop the infection from spreading...


EXTERMINATE THEM ALL WITH EXTREME PREDJUICE!


Honestly, they all look like ...ZOMBIES.
(dark circles around their eyes)


It's terrifying!



                           Dumocrat                     
                                .....            
                               C C  /            
                              /<   /             
               ___ __________/_#__=o             
              /(- /(\_\________   \              
              \ ) \ )_      \o     \             
              /|\ /|\       |'     |             
                            |     _|             
                            /o   __\             
                           / '     |             
                          / /      |             
                         /_/\______|             
                        (   _(    <              
                         \    \    \             
                          \    \    |            
                           \____\____\           
                           ____\_\__\_\          
                         /`   /`     o\          
                         |___ |_______|.. .TDS








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