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Re: GUFFAW!

Date 2026-04-11 12:24 -0400
Subject Re: GUFFAW!
Newsgroups rec.food.cooking
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From jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>
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On 4/10/2026 8:03 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:
> 
> Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
> 
>> On Fri, 10 Apr 2026 23:17:16 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
>> <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> When I worked and my job was a month of day shifts then a month of night
>>> shifts I had a printed sign on my front door.  "Day Sleeper.  Knock or
>>> Ring Doorbell at Your Own Risk."
>>>
>>> It worked like a charm!
>>
>> But God knows how many religious friends you missed!
> 
> It was only the JW's that would ring my doorbell with regularity.  But
> they haven't been around in my neighborhood in /ages./
> 
> The one thing I never could wrap my brain around was they would canvass
> the neighborhood Monday thru Friday generally before noon when 90% of the
> people were at work!
> 
> ~

When my brother and I were in our 20's, he dated a woman who claimed to 
be a Jehovah's Witness.  She insisted they did not celebrate birthdays 
or Christmas or any other holidays.  She got pissed off because he 
didn't buy her a Christmas present.

She was a bit of a nut, anyway.  She was divorced and had a child.  She 
was a piece of work.  I met her for the first time when he invited me 
and my then boyfriend to join them for dinner at a restaurant.  We were 
seated at the bar while waiting for our table.  She started talking 
about her pregnancy, then pulled up her shirt to show me her 
stretchmarks.  WTF?

-- 
--Jill

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                Re: GUFFAW! Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid> - 2026-04-10 12:32 -0500
                Re: GUFFAW! chefly <deal@me.al> - 2026-04-10 14:27 -0600
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                Re: GUFFAW! Ed P <esp@snet.n> - 2026-04-11 23:33 -0400
                Re: GUFFAW! jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> - 2026-04-12 10:10 -0400
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                Re: GUFFAW! chefly <deal@me.al> - 2026-04-12 09:43 -0600
                Re: GUFFAW! ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-04-12 18:21 +0000
                Re: GUFFAW! Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> - 2026-04-13 05:02 +1000
                Re: GUFFAW! jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> - 2026-04-12 16:12 -0400
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                Re: GUFFAW! cloche <b@ki.ng> - 2026-04-12 16:18 -0600
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                Re: OT Taxes (Was Re: GUFFAW!) Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> - 2026-04-12 09:58 -0400
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