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Re: The Last Neandertal

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Wolffan <akwolffan@zoho.com> wrote in
news:0001HW.2252DC28017CC7577000040722EF@news.supernews.com: 

> On 31 Mar 2019, Ninapenda Jibini wrote
> (in article<XnsAA23C7B1BCEDAtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.42>):
> 
>> Wolffan <akwolffan@zoho.com>  wrote in
>> news:0001HW.22518F2D012EBBE27000040F52EF@news.supernews.com:
>>
>> > On 31 Mar 2019, mixed nuts wrote
>> > (in article <q7rihm$if5$1@gioia.aioe.org>):
>> >
>> > > On 3/31/2019 12:20 PM, Wolffan wrote:
>> > > > On 23 Mar 2019, mimus99 wrote
>> > > > (in article<bwun5t02gwbk.wbpp3jln2sr9$.dlg@40tude.net>):
>> > > >
>> > > > > On Fri, 3 Mar 2017 10:00:28 -0500, mimus99 wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > Grendel was a Neandertal,
>> > > > > > the last man of his kind,
>> > > > > > forced North into the wilderness
>> > > > > > by Caucasoid genocide.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > They pushed into his habitat
>> > > > > > and when he pushed them back,
>> > > > > > they called Beowulf to their aid
>> > > > > > claiming they were attacked.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Grendel and his race are gone
>> > > > > > but left their traces fair
>> > > > > > of burials with flowers
>> > > > > > and hybrids with red hair.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Actually, the description of Grendel and his mother
>> > > > > living "underwater" suggests they were beavers.
>> > > >
>> > > > ITYM ‘alligators’.
>> > >
>> > > Cold foggy northern peat bogs aren't normally good habitat
>> > > for reptiles, save the odd adder, grass snake, small
>> > > lizard, newt, and slow-worm. Large reptiles, such as
>> > > alligators, prefer shallow and open waterways, in warm
>> > > sunny climates, where they can swim around waiting for prey
>> > > to come within striking distance. Then they jump out and
>> > > chomp down and rip chunks off. 
>> >
>> > There have been a number of, umm, documentaries, yes,
>> > that’s it, they were documentaries, suggesting otherwise.
>> > https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139414/
>> I do not think that word means what you think it means.
> 
> It’s gotta be a documentary. They can’t possibly have been
> trying to act, and there was no plot... And they did it at least
> three times, each time with a bigger croc/gator/whatever. In
> Maine. 
> 
According to Wikipedia, yes. Interestingly, there is one titled 
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter. And two more after that.

-- 
Terry Austin

"Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
    -- David Bilek

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The Last Neandertal mimus99 <mimus99@gmail.com> - 2017-03-03 10:00 -0500
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    Re: The Last Neandertal mimus99 <mimus99@gmail.com> - 2017-03-26 14:57 -0400
  Re: The Last Neandertal mimus99 <mimus99@gmail.com> - 2019-03-23 11:55 -0400
    Re: The Last Neandertal Wolffan <akwolffan@zoho.com> - 2019-03-31 12:20 -0400
      Re: The Last Neandertal mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-03-31 19:29 -0400
        Re: The Last Neandertal % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-03-31 16:51 -0700
          Re: The Last Neandertal mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-03-31 20:32 -0400
            Re: The Last Neandertal % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-03-31 17:50 -0700
              Re: The Last Neandertal Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2019-04-01 02:35 +0000
                Re: The Last Neandertal Titus G <noone@nowhere.com> - 2019-04-01 17:28 +1300
                Re: The Last Neandertal Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2019-04-01 06:40 +0000
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              Re: The Last Neandertal Gene Wirchenko <genew@telus.net> - 2019-04-01 18:15 -0700
            Re: The Last Neandertal Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2019-04-01 02:34 +0000
            Re: The Last Neandertal "Default User" <defaultuserbr@yahoo.com> - 2019-04-01 04:39 +0000
        Re: The Last Neandertal Wolffan <akwolffan@zoho.com> - 2019-03-31 20:13 -0400
          Re: The Last Neandertal Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2019-04-01 02:37 +0000
            Re: The Last Neandertal Wolffan <akwolffan@zoho.com> - 2019-04-01 19:54 -0400
              Re: The Last Neandertal Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2019-04-01 18:23 -0700
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              Re: The Last Neandertal Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2019-04-02 17:28 +0000
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