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It's Las Colinas USA! UNTIL a garage collapses, THEN it's just dirty old IRVING, Texas again

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Hi, everybody! Ah, life in the DFW wonderland of endless construction.

Been watching this collapsing parking garage story. EVERY TV, radio,
and print story goes OUT of their way to whore themselves by saying it
happened in Irving, Texas. 

Funny, all this time, Las Colinas took the Irving Tax money but NEVER
wanted to be called IRVING. Brrrrr, much too shady, bad PR.

But let a parking garage collapse in Las Colinas, and presto! Suddenly
it is transported to "Just Irving, Texas." Not a mention of Las
Colinas.

Because any one who ever drove through Las Colinas would feel the wavy
roads bouncing under their tires. And see the constant construction to
replace slab first floors with Pier and Beam.  Because Las Colinas
sucks big green donkey ones. 
It is "The Ultimate Urban Center" y'all know. Just don't say in
Irving. Unless y'all's garages collapses. THEN its Otay!
Peace Out!
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It's Las Colinas USA! UNTIL a garage collapses, THEN it's just dirty old IRVING, Texas again nospam <nospam@nospam.nul> - 2018-08-09 08:24 -0500

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