Path: csiph.com!xmission!news.alt.net From: "James Wilkinson Sword" Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.sys.mac.system,alt.comp.os.windows-10,alt.cellular-phone-tech Subject: Re: Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after man's electrocution Date: Thu, 04 May 2017 17:42:01 +0100 Organization: ~ Lines: 37 Message-ID: References: <0d5tfcpgi89i1smpll23n6vs3rbkblr20m@4ax.com> <2c0vfcl7j53af14vtqrokilutjf1ilc369@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-15; format=flowed; delsp=yes Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit User-Agent: Opera Mail/1.0 (Win32) Xref: csiph.com comp.os.linux.advocacy:412819 comp.sys.mac.system:106229 alt.comp.os.windows-10:41866 alt.cellular-phone-tech:1815 On Wed, 26 Apr 2017 17:16:36 +0100, Ken Blake wrote: > On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 22:17:06 -0500, Mark Lloyd > wrote: > >> On 04/25/2017 06:47 PM, Snit wrote: >> >> [snip] >> >>> I admit, on Usenet I often do little if any proofreading. Or proof reading >>> for that matter. Depends on the length of the conversation, etc. >>> >> >> Thinking of proofreading, I remember the page of instructions I got when >> I was called for jury duty. IIRC, "forgot it" was printed as "forgo tit". > > > LOL! Undoubtedly it was proofread, but only by a software spell > checker. And did you leave your breasts at home? -- A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night?" "I was at the library." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I was at a friend's house," the son admits. "Doing what?" asked the father. "Watching a movie: Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, it was porn!" cried the son. Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.