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Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??

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  Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ?? _kookmeister_ <00@derbyshire.kooks.out.example.com> - 2012-11-02 01:51 -0400
    Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ?? Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-11-01 23:06 -0700
    NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-11-02 06:37 +0000
      In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> - 2012-11-02 07:06 +0000
        Re: In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> - 2012-11-05 01:20 +0000
      Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??) CastAlone <ca@ca.org.example> - 2012-11-02 09:14 -0400
        Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-11-04 06:14 +0000

#19593 — Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??

From_kookmeister_ <00@derbyshire.kooks.out.example.com>
Date2012-11-02 01:51 -0400
SubjectRe: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??
Message-ID<k6vn19$m3j$13@news.albasani.net>
kensi" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM July 2012
	 posted as news in   <k6sb05$8i6$1@speranza.aioe.org>
and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-awards-august-2012.html
>On 31/10/2012 7:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>> First, check out what kensi said:
>>> I don't use Mixmin, so I don't particularly care. It just struck me as odd.
>>
>> I think it's odd that anyone would use his FREE server, and complain
>> about the fact he runs it the way he chooses.
>
>Who both used it and complained about it? 
>
you did/do... paula ;----^

>I didn't.
>
lying kunt.

do not fret, paula... i am working at _my_ pace on a whole package 
of your shit, in refuttdin' your flatout contradictory futtockin' :-----------------D

tonight (morning) you get this one short observation of a quick read
of events since Sandy.
unlike you i spent the greater part of the past weekend preparing for 
the storm, the bossman having as many of the street cans brought 
to depot and stacked, with emergency baggage issued in lieu.
unlike you - well, your claim - i was well off the predicted path for 
the storm - as it was to move over land. but unlike you - well, in your 
dreams - i do not have much in the way of possessions, traveling
light i prefer my life over staying around relying on forecasters.
i lit out, late but fast, and, as it turned out... unnecessary.
but the bossman still had much for our crew to do and so this 
paycheck i am expecting the best of a month's pay for less than one 
weeks actual work in days, but a month in hours. today alone was
18hrs. and job is done... back  on roster next week, like.

that THAT is real life paula... not the drama queen shit you posted 
(with socks) _immediately after_ i mentioned Sandy. 
you - and nobody else i read - had even mentioned the storm
in the days leading up to it, despite the fact it was all over the 
news in every bar and on front page of every newspaper.

i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt 
right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.
what was going flat, derbyshire is your tinman act... you should
have stuck to your "hanging siding" bullshit...  and taken "kensi" for 
a tour to london on the concorde...!  
that fairytale is about as believable as the shit you wasted 
electricity writing.
		ROTFLMAO@ewe-paula

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#19594

FromCheckmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
Date2012-11-01 23:06 -0700
Message-ID<62sde5.b27.17.7@news.alt.net>
In reply to#19593
Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate! 

First, check out what _kookmeister_ said:


> 
> kensi" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM July 2012
> 	 posted as news in   <k6sb05$8i6$1@speranza.aioe.org>
> and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-awards-august-2012.html
> >On 31/10/2012 7:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> >> First, check out what kensi said:
> >>> I don't use Mixmin, so I don't particularly care. It just struck me as odd.
> >>
> >> I think it's odd that anyone would use his FREE server, and complain
> >> about the fact he runs it the way he chooses.
> >
> >Who both used it and complained about it? 
> >
> you did/do... paula ;----^
> 
> >I didn't.
> >
> lying kunt.
> 
> do not fret, paula... i am working at _my_ pace on a whole package 
> of your shit, in refuttdin' your flatout contradictory futtockin' :-----------------D
> 
> tonight (morning) you get this one short observation of a quick read
> of events since Sandy.
> unlike you i spent the greater part of the past weekend preparing for 
> the storm, the bossman having as many of the street cans brought 
> to depot and stacked, with emergency baggage issued in lieu.
> unlike you - well, your claim - i was well off the predicted path for 
> the storm - as it was to move over land. but unlike you - well, in your 
> dreams - i do not have much in the way of possessions, traveling
> light i prefer my life over staying around relying on forecasters.
> i lit out, late but fast, and, as it turned out... unnecessary.
> but the bossman still had much for our crew to do and so this 
> paycheck i am expecting the best of a month's pay for less than one 
> weeks actual work in days, but a month in hours. today alone was
> 18hrs. and job is done... back  on roster next week, like.
> 
> that THAT is real life paula... not the drama queen shit you posted 
> (with socks) _immediately after_ i mentioned Sandy. 
> you - and nobody else i read - had even mentioned the storm
> in the days leading up to it, despite the fact it was all over the 
> news in every bar and on front page of every newspaper.
> 
> i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt 
> right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.
> what was going flat, derbyshire is your tinman act... you should
> have stuck to your "hanging siding" bullshit...  and taken "kensi" for 
> a tour to london on the concorde...!  
> that fairytale is about as believable as the shit you wasted 
> electricity writing.
> 		ROTFLMAO@ewe-paula
> 
> -- 

Did... did you just imply that "Kensi" is... is a SOCK?

-- 
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, 
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012 
all rights reserved


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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

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for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

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_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you 
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix 

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
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#19597 — NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2012-11-02 06:37 +0000
SubjectNOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)
Message-ID<k6vpnc$r96$3@dont-email.me>
In reply to#19593
On Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:51:31 -0400, _kookmeister_ (Pie Gurl) 
PiG@yahoo.calm WINNER - KOTM July 2012 wrote:

> kensi" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM
> July 2012
> 	 posted as news in   <k6sb05$8i6$1@speranza.aioe.org>
> and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-
awards-august-2012.html

Still denying the truth, eh, kooky? The truth that the k'lames of kensi 
being Derbyshire were disproved quite thoroughly.

>>On 31/10/2012 7:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> First, check out what kensi said:
>>>> I don't use Mixmin, so I don't particularly care. It just struck me
>>>> as odd.
>>>
>>> I think it's odd that anyone would use his FREE server, and complain
>>> about the fact he runs it the way he chooses.
>>
>>Who both used it and complained about it?
>>
> you did/do... paula ;----^

Proof, kooky?

>>I didn't.
>>
> lying kunt.

Proof, kooky? Misogynistic slur noted, BTW, kooky. You, like Greg Hall, 
really hate professional women in traditionally male-dominated fields -- 
that much is disgustingly apparent.

> do not fret, paula... i am working at _my_ pace on a whole package of
> your shit, in refuttdin' your flatout contradictory futtockin'
> :-----------------D

KoOkThReAt!! :)

> tonight (morning) you get this one short observation of a quick read of
> events since Sandy.
> unlike you i spent the greater part of the past weekend preparing for
> the storm,

Preparing for it in what manner? It's not like it went within ten 
thousand miles of your +0930 time zone, kooky. And spoofing a -0400 time 
zone in your post's Date: header doesn't change your location, either. We 
all know where you really live. It's been proved six ways to Sunday 
exactly who, where, and (most importantly) what you are. :P

> the bossman having as many of the street cans brought to
> depot and stacked, with emergency baggage issued in lieu. unlike you -
> well, your claim - i was well off the predicted path for the storm

By roughly the width of the planet you immigrated to from whichever alien 
world it is that births weirdos like you, kook.

> - as it was to move over land. but unlike you - well, in your dreams -
> i do not have much in the way of possessions,

Of course not, since it's not like a nut like you could ever hold down a 
job. Employers tend to frown on employees that are up all night screeding 
on Usenet, come to work bleary-eyed in the morning, and then do a slow, 
half-assed job while constantly mumbling "Derbyshire, Derbyshire, I'm 
gonna get you Derbyshire, somehow, someway..." and fiddling with the 
crinkly tin foil plastered all over their head, and that, when a customer 
calls with a disagreement about a billing issue, scream "YOU'RE 
DERBYSHIRE! I'LL KILL YUO!!!1!1" and hang up on them.

> traveling light i prefer my life over staying around relying on
> forecasters. i lit out, late but fast, and, as it turned out...
> unnecessary. but the bossman still had much for our crew to do and so
> this paycheck i am expecting the best of a month's pay for less than
> one weeks actual work in days, but a month in hours.

Let me get this straight. Though you're an unemployably-insane raving 
lunatic, you claim to have a "bossman" that pays by the hour? Does this 
"job" of yours involve bending over and thinking of England, by any 
chance, kooky?

Well, I guess an obsessed raving lunatic has to pay for his internet 
access *somehow* if he's to rant on Usenet all night about his 
obsessions, and it sure as hell isn't going to be by getting a *normal* 
job...

> today alone was 18hrs. and job is done... back  on roster next
> week, like.

It's nice to know that the gay bordello is that well organized.

> that THAT is real life paula... not the drama queen shit you posted
> (with socks) _immediately after_ i mentioned Sandy.

Kensi didn't post any "drama queen" shit. That'd be you. Remember "I just 
don't fskn' *believe*!"? You basically pulled a Rumpelstiltskin there, 
stamping your widdle feets until you broke in half and disappeared (only 
to show up days later with a new nym pretending to be someone different) 
when you couldn't get your own way (which, IIRC, was you wanted Ray 
Banana to kick someone off E-S, just on your say-so, who hadn't violated 
that server's AUP, and of course Ray said no). You pitched a truly 
memorable, 600-line hissy fit and crossposted it to half of Usenet, 
remember? You kooky drama queen.

And what kensi did post about the storm was caused by *the storm*. It hit 
the city she lives in. She didn't post about it because of *you*, you 
narcissistic little freak. Not everything in the world revolves around 
you, no matter what you think, you insane fuckwit.

> you - and nobody else i read - had even mentioned the storm in the days
> leading up to it, despite the fact it was all over the news in every
> bar and on front page of every newspaper.

What.

...

Earth to Murphy, Earth to Murphy, Reality called and she says she wants 
you to go to the toy store and buy a bag of marbles to replace the ones 
you've lost.

First you claim that *you* mentioning the storm somehow caused kensi to 
discuss it (rather than *the storm hitting her house* being the cause). 
And now you claim that *nobody talked about it, at all, EXCEPT kensi*? 
That not only contradicts your own mentioning of it, but also that the 
American news media and various netizens couldn't shut up about it for 
several full days.

Oh, but the Adelaide, Australia news media might well have not had much 
interest in it, and it's clear that you don't read your own posts -- 
especially, you don't PROOFread your own posts -- so it may be true after 
all that you didn't read any source discussing the storm except kensi. My 
apologies.

<snicker>

> i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt
> right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.

Proof that kensi lied, you insane fuckwit? Did you really expect that 
someone that has repeatedly said she lives in New York would *not* be 
impacted by the storm when it came? If she had not batted an eye and 
things had been business as usual with no mention of any storm by her 
right when it was at its worst, *that* would have been (highly 
circumstantial) evidence that she might not have been truthful about her 
location. And if that would be evidence *for* your theory of 
sockpuppetry, then the negation of that is evidence *against* it, per 
Bayes's Theorem. Yet here you are k'laming that, somehow, kensi 
discussing being impacted by the storm is evidence *for* your theory?! 
You're a stark, raving l00n.

Just to be thorough, I took a look at kensi's post headers from during 
the storm. The time zone in the Date: headers is that of NYC, and her 
user-agent changed from NewsTap (iPad) to NewsTap (iPhone) right when she 
says her pad ran out of juice and she switched to her phone. Not a hair 
is out of place here. You're just raving and blathering a crazy 
conspiracy theory that isn't supported by a single shred of evidence -- 
everything I looked at confirms what kensi's said and nothing supports 
your lunacy, kooky.

> what was going flat, derbyshire is your tinman act...

What does that last little bubble of retardation even *mean*, kooky? Care 
to explain it in plain English? WTF is a "tinman act"?

> you should have stuck to your "hanging siding" bullshit...

Please post a mid where kensi said anything about hanging siding.

> and taken "kensi" for a tour to london on the concorde...!

Flights out of NYC were canceled when the storm was bearing down on the 
city, you fucking moron. She couldn't avoid it that way. Also, it would 
be a fucking expensive way to avoid a storm that nearly everybody 
survived with, at worst, property damage and inconvenience. How many 
died? One in a hundred thousand New York City residents or fewer. She 
takes a bigger chance every time she goes anywhere near the city's car 
traffic FFS, which is probably at least five days a week.

> that fairytale is about as believable as the shit you wasted electricity
> writing.

Sez the kook writing unbelievable (and internally inconsistent) 
fairytales.

> 		ROTFLMAO@ewe-paula

You're not a very sporting kook, you know that? It takes some of the fun 
out of making a fool of you in public when you keep stealing the 
Tetrarchy's thunder by doing it to yourself like you did above, again, by 
posting that *ridiculously* stupid ... *thing* that I'm sure you think is 
really, really clever but that any normal person just shakes his or her 
head at thinking "how much glue did that Murphy g00n huff in childhood?!".

> --
>
>
>
>
> -- 

What's with the kooky duplicate sig separators with no actual sig, 
Murphy? "Borken software detected", perhaps?

<snicker>

> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.free.newsservers,
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.fan.art-bell,misc.legal,
> 24hoursupport.helpdesk,rec.arts.tv,comp.lang.java.programmer

EIGHT froups? How kooky. And you snecked AUK again, you coward.

Fix0red, of course. And I quoted every single screedy line you wrote. So 
everyone in AUK gets to point and laugh at the nutty monkey Murphy 
despite your attempt to hide from the all-seeing, kook-finding gaze of 
auk.

NOMINATION: Murphy for November's Kook of the Month, Loony Maroon, Coward 
of the Month, *and* Chernobyl Award for today's multiple-post kookout in 
a dozen or so newsgroups, screeding his Derbyshire rants, making vague 
and kooky threats, contradicting himself and reality repeatedly, pointing 
to evidence *against* his Kooky Konspiracy Theory as somehow *supporting* 
it, pusillanimously snecking AUK while crossposting to seemingly every 
*other* froup on usenet when responding to posts in AUK that are off-
topic everywhere else, and apparently heading rapidly towards another 
spectacular feets-stomping temper tantrum.

Do you still think you're *winning*, for fuck's sake, you illucid fuckwit?

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#19598 — In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot

FromThis account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook>
Date2012-11-02 07:06 +0000
SubjectIn Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot
Message-ID<62sgud.nfp.17.5@news.alt.net>
In reply to#19597
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire  AKA Nadegda 
<nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> Still denying the truth, eh, kooky? The truth that the k'lames of kensi 
> being Derbyshire were disproved quite thoroughly.

Post the message-ID of any credible poster who did what you k'laim 
above, Paul.

"Any credible poster" of course excludes your Barmy Army of sockpuppets 
and the [Tard] PegBoi. 

Your failure to do this will be another SPANK upon you, you stupid cunt.  

-- 
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 
Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook, Paul G. Derbyshire

If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's frogeries of 
                  Aratzio, check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
     http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html
Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh.a6j.19.2@news.alt.net>

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#19631 — Re: In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot

FromThis account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook>
Date2012-11-05 01:20 +0000
SubjectRe: In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot
Message-ID<633pqc.a9o.19.2@news.alt.net>
In reply to#19598
> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire  AKA Nadegda 
> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> 
>> Still denying the truth, eh, kooky? The truth that the k'lames of kensi 
>> being Derbyshire were disproved quite thoroughly.
> 
> Post the message-ID of any credible poster who did what you k'laim 
> above, Paul.
> 
> "Any credible poster" of course excludes your Barmy Army of sockpuppets 
> and the [Tard] PegBoi. 
> 
> Your failure to do this will be another SPANK upon you, you stupid cunt.  

<crickets>


-- 
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 
Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook, Paul G. Derbyshire

If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's frogeries of 
                  Aratzio, check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
     http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html
Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh.a6j.19.2@news.alt.net>

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#19599 — Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)

FromCastAlone <ca@ca.org.example>
Date2012-11-02 09:14 -0400
SubjectRe: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)
Message-ID<k70h04$ath$1@news.albasani.net>
In reply to#19597
"Nadegda" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM July 2012
 posted as news in   <k6vpnc$r96$3@dont-email.me>
and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-awards-august-2012.html
>On Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:51:31 -0400, _kookmeister_ wrote:
>
/...\
>> i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt
>> right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.
>

an' whizz bang you are full tilt into it agin!

[snickers]

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>> and taken "kensi" for a tour to london on the concorde...!
>
>Flights out of NYC were canceled when the storm was bearing down on the 
>city, you fucking moron. 
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde
"Concorde was retired in 2003"


>She couldn't avoid it that way. 
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde
"Concorde was retired in 2003"

>Also, it would be a fucking expensive way to avoid a storm 
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde
"Concorde was retired in 2003"

>that nearly everybody survived with, at worst, property damage and inconvenience. How many 
>died? One in a hundred thousand New York City residents or fewer. She 
>takes a bigger chance every time she goes anywhere near the city's car 
>traffic FFS, which is probably at least five days a week.
>
izz ya "mobile device" going flat ... paula?

man 0 man yo is one easy hooked up fucktard,
		[snarf]

--


# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!" 
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1@dont- email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling insane 
      screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination and second it by Holey Sock.  
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure. 
#13 - Swim deeply in denial. 

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#19615 — Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2012-11-04 06:14 +0000
SubjectRe: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)
Message-ID<k75151$6ch$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#19599
On Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:14:44 -0400, CastAlone (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.calm 
WINNER - KOTM July 2012 wrote:

> "Nadegda" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM
> July 2012
>  posted as news in   <k6vpnc$r96$3@dont-email.me>
> and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-
awards-august-2012.html
>>On Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:51:31 -0400, _kookmeister_ wrote:
>>
> /...\
>>> i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt
>>> right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.
>>
>>
> an' whizz bang you are full tilt into it agin!
> 
> [snickers]
> 
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What was that, goofball?

Try it again, only using a fixed-width font and 79-character lines this 
time, you past winner of a Clueless Newbie of the Month Award, you.

>>> and taken "kensi" for a tour to london on the concorde...!
>>
>>Flights out of NYC were canceled when the storm was bearing down on the
>>city, you fucking moron.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde "Concorde was retired in 2003"

Which just makes your suggestion that kensi fly out of NYC in one in 2012 
all the kookier, kooky.

[2 more repetitions of the above deleted]

> izz ya "mobile device" going flat ... paula?

I post from a desktop computer and my name is Nadegda. Do at least *try* 
to keep track, kookums?

> ma<SLAP!>

Shaddup, kook.

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