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On Fri, 3 Aug 2012 03:48:17 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjohnnyd@gmail.com> wrote in
<XnsA0A3D3A4588FAScourgeOfUsenet@208.90.168.18>:

>This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
>Of Use <laughing@u.kook> wrote in
>news:YWFSr.45394$7y4.21889@newsfe23.iad: 
>
>> Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>> 
>>> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
>> 
>> DENIED, Derbyshite. 
>> 
>>> On Thu, 02 Aug 2012 04:52:27 -0600, Capa EspĂ­rito wrote:
>>> 
>>>> one busted puppet wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> [...]
>>>> 
>>>>>SPNAK!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>You can keep posting more of this so-called "evidence". I can keep
>>>>>poking holes in it. So when do you give up, kooky?
>>>> 
>>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:17:19 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>>> <jvdgiv$vlv$4@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:26:10 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>>> <jvdh3i$vlv$6@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:30:45 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>>> <jvdhc5$vlv$7@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:31:15 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>>> <jvdhd3$vm6$1@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:32:03 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>>> <jvdhei$a9v$1@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:36:01 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>>> <jvdhm1$b9n$2@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>>> 
>>>> Posting the same message six times in 16 minutes! Your message is
>>>> lost, 
>> 
>> AUK has an award for this.
>> 
>>>> I definitely do not believe any of your bluster now.
>>>
>>> Actually, I posted messages with substantially different post bodies 
>>> poking yet more holes in Account Banned's so-called "evidence",
>>> kooky. 
>> 
>> Liar. 
>>  
>>> There *is* one message that's present in three copies, but that's
>>> Eternal September's fault.
>> 
>> That's lame, Paula, even for you - blaming the server you're abusing
>> when you  screw up. 
>> 
>>> I don't know what went wrong, 
>> 
>> <chortle>
>> 
>> <See if you can pick the classic Derbyshire trademark in the text
>> below> 
>>> but that message was 
>>> "stuck sending" for quite a bit longer than normal in Agent. I'm
>>> assuming that E-S failed to acknowledge receiving the post, but
>>> posted it anyway, and Agent made some automatic retries before
>>> finally deciding it had successfully posted the article. Regardless,
>>> it was not intentional on my part and is hardly comparable to your
>>> own history of giant EMPs -- of which you have another tonight, I
>>> note, one copy in aioe.news.helpdesk, one in
>>> eternal-september.support, and two more copies each with a five- 
>>> group crosspost, for a grand total of 12 copies and a BI of about
>>> six. 
>>> 
>>>> PLONK on Seamus
>>> 
>>> Coward.
>> 
>> Paula, you have earned this one.  That's not to say you've also earned
>> your other awards of course, but you've out-lamed yourself here.  If
>> you were any lamer, we'd have to take you to the vet and put you to
>> sleep. 
>> 
>> 
>> Busted Urinal Award
>> 
>> The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
>> stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say.
>> 
>> Evidence for Derbyshire's eligibility for stinking up the joint has
>> been cited by 'Capa Espírito' above.  Seconds? 
>
>Seconded with much mirth

Accepted, with even more mirth.

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August 2012 nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/august-2012-nominations.html

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)