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On Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:36:56 GMT, This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> wrote in <YWFSr.45394$7y4.21889@newsfe23.iad>:

>Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
>
>DENIED, Derbyshite. 
>
>> On Thu, 02 Aug 2012 04:52:27 -0600, Capa EspĂ­rito wrote:
>> 
>>> one busted puppet wrote:
>>> 
>>> [...]
>>> 
>>>>SPNAK!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>You can keep posting more of this so-called "evidence". I can keep
>>>>poking holes in it. So when do you give up, kooky?
>>> 
>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:17:19 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>> <jvdgiv$vlv$4@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:26:10 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>> <jvdh3i$vlv$6@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:30:45 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>> <jvdhc5$vlv$7@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:31:15 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>> <jvdhd3$vm6$1@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:32:03 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>> <jvdhei$a9v$1@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:36:01 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>>> <jvdhm1$b9n$2@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>> 
>>> Posting the same message six times in 16 minutes! Your message is lost,
>
>AUK has an award for this.
>
>>> I definitely do not believe any of your bluster now.
>>
>> Actually, I posted messages with substantially different post bodies 
>> poking yet more holes in Account Banned's so-called "evidence", kooky.
>
>Liar. 
> 
>> There *is* one message that's present in three copies, but that's Eternal 
>> September's fault.
>
>That's lame, Paula, even for you - blaming the server you're abusing when you  
>screw up. 
>
>> I don't know what went wrong, 
>
><chortle>
>
><See if you can pick the classic Derbyshire trademark in the text below> 
>> but that message was 
>> "stuck sending" for quite a bit longer than normal in Agent. I'm assuming 
>> that E-S failed to acknowledge receiving the post, but posted it anyway, 
>> and Agent made some automatic retries before finally deciding it had 
>> successfully posted the article. Regardless, it was not intentional on my 
>> part and is hardly comparable to your own history of giant EMPs -- of 
>> which you have another tonight, I note, one copy in aioe.news.helpdesk, 
>> one in eternal-september.support, and two more copies each with a five-
>> group crosspost, for a grand total of 12 copies and a BI of about six.
>> 
>>> PLONK on Seamus
>> 
>> Coward.
>
>Paula, you have earned this one.  That's not to say you've also earned your 
>other awards of course, but you've out-lamed yourself here.  If you were 
>any lamer, we'd have to take you to the vet and put you to sleep. 
>
>
>Busted Urinal Award
>
>The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and stinks up 
>the joint like a busted urinal, you could say.
>
>Evidence for Derbyshire's eligibility for stinking up the joint has been 
>cited by 'Capa Espírito' above.  Seconds? 

Nomination accepted.
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http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/august-2012-nominations.html

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

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