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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK

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On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:44:12 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 17/07/2012 5:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:57:47 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> On 16/07/2012 6:06 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> Yeah, I noticed his droolings there and made a single apropos
>>>> comment. I predict an incoming retaliatory foam-dart strike within 12
>>>> hours.
>>>
>>> Right on the money -- murphy's been babbling like a brook, AND Hall,
>>> AND all of Hall's remaining g00s are suddenly much more active, and
>>> the lot of 'em buried afn and auk in a metric *ton* of foam last
>>> night. You sure have a knack for winding these twits up, girl!
>>
>> <twirls>
> 
> And an even bigger meltdown *last* night. What did you do to get Account
> Banned into such a lather?

I honestly don't know. I didn't aim anything particularly pointy at him. 
I think he's very protective of Ferd, or possibly even that twat Morphy.

> He'd been dropping a few Elbereth-laced kookfarts a day for a while,
> but suddenly, last night, some sort of busted containment vessel? And
> the steam explosion sprayed froth into a whole bunch of other
> newsgroups too!

Believe me, I noticed.

>> I've just dropped DA BOMB on Morphy's brainless ass. I think we're in
>> for a very long night's entertainment. I'm popping off to the store in
>> a bit to make extra popcorn for the occasion.
> 
> I see a fair number of Morphy screeds new since yesterday afternoon --
> and thoolen dismantling them all systematically along with lots of older
> stuff. I don't see any really giant Morphy screeds though, maybe a
> couple of hundred-liners.

Still nothing bigger as of this hour, though he's dropped a couple more 
little nuggests of "wisdom" into auk since you were apparently last 
active.

A lot of those are just him gibbering madly at someone else on some topic 
that can't be identified as his usual obsession. Maybe that's becoming a 
bit painful for him now?

<snicker>

>> I want to see how he tries to weasel out of my very thorough outing of
>> his "CastAlone" sock and catching him in a (yet another) lie. Little
>> fuck sure does like to play netkkkop, but real NSP admins spank him but
>> hard whenever he gets too weasely in-their-facey.
> 
> I saw. So far he's being quite the coward, snipping and ignoring
> inconvenient truths that are pointed out in yours and Phoenix's replies
> to him. And plonking, too! I've *never* seen the twit do *that* before.

It's remarkable. I think the twit's really feeling on the defensive, 
perhaps for the first time in history.

>>> So, what's wrong with Java, exactly?
>>
>> Well, one way to put it is that writing a compilable "Hello, World"
>> program in it immediately puts you in contention for a Unabomber
>> Surprise award here.
> 
> Ouch. I don't suppose the opposite extreme also occurs -- concise but
> unreadably dense and abbreviated?

But of course! That one's called perl. ;)

>>> There is something odd though that I realized after reading a few
>>> dozen of Morphy's kookfarts from last night: where's thoolen?
>>
>> <shrug> Even Thor takes a vacation in Valhalla once in a while, I'm
>> sure.
> 
> He's ba-aaaack!

And given Morphy another ass-paddling too, the same screeder I lit a 
cherry bomb under last night. Thoolen definitely believes in thoroughness 
-- that it's already been blown away doesn't matter to him, he has to 
dissect it piece by piece and declare it all to be wrong, delusional, 
ironic, and etc. :)

>>> "Brick joke"?
>>
>> Oh, God. This is *not good*. Er ... DO NOT click this link until, at
>> least, Phoenix is over his cold. We need you here and not off in some
>> corner somewhere huffing TVTropes for days while the war still needs to
>> be won!
>>
>> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrickJoke
>>
>> CAUTION: Highly addictive. USE AT OWN RISK!
> 
> Oh, don't worry. I've run into *that* site before. Bookmarked for
> sometime around Christmas, or maybe Doomsday, or whenever I get the
> time.

Whew! Thought I might've lost you there for a minute. :)

On the other hand, maybe one of the kooks around here'll trip over that 
link like a land mine and be out of the action for a week or so. That'd 
be convenient.

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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "CastAlone " <ca@ca.org.example> - 2012-07-15 21:53 -0400
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 03:04 +0000
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK ent0loma <ent.0_l0m-4@gmail.com> - 2012-07-16 02:08 -0400
    Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 07:27 +0000
      Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-16 13:07 -0400
        Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 22:06 +0000
          Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-17 15:57 -0400
            Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-17 21:40 +0000
              Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-18 16:44 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 01:11 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 03:18 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 16:06 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 23:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 20:36 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 01:26 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 23:59 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 04:44 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2012-07-19 21:55 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 03:09 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK [Tor] Phoenix <tahosa@usa.TAKETHISOUT.net> - 2012-07-20 04:30 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 00:38 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK glen herrmannsfeldt <gah@ugcs.caltech.edu> - 2012-07-20 04:58 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-19 22:50 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 05:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2012-07-20 08:17 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-20 10:00 -0700

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