Path: csiph.com!usenet.pasdenom.info!aioe.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: kensi Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.lang.java.programmer,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Subject: Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:07:52 -0400 Organization: SICN Lines: 258 Message-ID: References: <67s9v79iqrhth6dasf3k27tu8s53ihkqmd@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: +C71/9DuRwjVUETdxMXH3A.user.speranza.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org User-Agent: NewsTap/3.5.5 (iPhone/iPod Touch) X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 Xref: csiph.com comp.lang.java.programmer:16045 On 16/07/2012 3:27 AM, Nadegda wrote: > On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 02:08:48 -0400, ent0loma wrote: > >> On 15/07/2012 9:53 PM, "CastAlone", an obvious murphy sock, wrote: NaN> >> Newsgroups: >> > alt.usenet.kooks,comp.lang.java.programmer,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >> >> NaN> x-no-archive: yes ... >> Seek help! > > I'd take thoolen's advice, Murky. Fat chance of that happening, I think. Hmm. "Murky". *snicker* >> NaN> kooks greet disturbance with glee. >> >> Some greet glee with disturbance, murphy, particularly you. > > The term for those ones being "troll". *snicker* >> NaN> this post. >> >> Sentence fragment. > > And rather ironic, given his claim to have graduated highschool, right > thoolen? Undoubtedly. >> NaN> remailer interfaces may well strip client headers but never will >> NaN> they strip the tags that say to us (who know) software nuances >> NaN> "eetz a fucking windows luzur trailing dags". >> >> What does your hallucination have to do with Java, murphy? > > Or the eedjit's apparent ignorance about the difference between a > remailer and a Tor node, for that matter. Ooh! Can I call "SPNAK" on this one? ;) >> NaN> so. yep. i know your post is not a T-bird post. >> >> What does that have to do with Java, murphy? > > And that was actually the most lucid thing Murky said, *and* it was > actually neither a lie nor accidentally factually incorrect! > > Actually it was the *only* lucid thing Murky said and the *only* thing > that was factually correct. > > But it did, indeed, have nothing to do with Java, as well as poor > capitalization and grammar. This is Morphy at his best, folks -- > moderately lucid and writing at approximately a fourth-grade level of > skill. And on the wrong topic for the newsgroup. > It's all downhill from here! Downhill all the way to the fourteen or so ko0k awards that await him at the bottom of the slope, and into which he'll land messily after flubbing the final approach to the little upticked ski-jump ramp. >> NaN> what have you done with ken wesson? >> >> Who is "ken wesson", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using >> that alias. > > My Ghodz, is a whole damn *pantheon* of bogeymen developing somewhere in > the burbling depths of Morphy's febrile brain? Most likely. Kook delusions tend to grow in elaboration until eventually they consume all available processing power and the kook forgets how to breathe or something like that and his cursed existence thus comes to an end. Or at least until the kook gets his ass thrown in jail or shot for being too much of a pest somewhere. You see guys on the streets now and again that just accost someone suddenly and start screaming in their face about the moon men from Neptune and their pet invisible spiders, or the FBI's greenish-blue helicopters that pour mind control fluoride into drinking-water reservoirs and canned pet food, or something of the sort, before the cop on the street corner tases some ko0ok ass and carts it off to the drunk tank and/or a psych eval. Murphy appears to be a direct port of that particular brand of kO0K to usenet. > I'm trying to form a picture in my mind to better get a grasp on how this > particularly spectacularly kooky kook thinks. I see a James Bond > supervillain stereotype guy with a British accent and a goatee with horns > and a pitchfork, and at his right hand a great and terrible demon with a > Scottish accent that breathes fire, and now another, lesser demon at the > devil's left hand. All of them flinging little bits of fiery brimstoney > stuff that keep hitting Murky's ass with unerring accuracy and blistering > it. Anyone noticing a British Isles theme to this kook's testy twitterings? A Brit devil, a Scot right-hand demon, and "Wesson" is also a Brit surname if I'm not terribly mistaken. Maybe he had a vacation there that went horribly wrong? >> NaN> pointing to your errors, highlighting your stupidity is _sport_, >> NaN> so where *you* see an obsession - in my remaining mentally >> NaN> agile - i engage in exercising a pastime which not only helps >> NaN> others to understand your insanity but gives me huge boosts >> NaN> in watching you foam as the facts evolve, despite your lame >> NaN> measures to hide those same facts. >> >> How very, very ironic. > > And a mega-SPNAK! I've seen turnips that evinced more self-awareness than > Murky does here. Un-be-FREAKING-lievable. He really said that?! *checks a few posts up from this one in the thread* He really said that. A wall-banger, that one. Flatline on the EEG! Crash cart to Murky's (hehe) room, stat! >> NaN> you think your copy and paste shtick is new? >> >> What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question of Phoenix >> have to do with Java, murphy? Rather ironic, too, coming from someone >> whose posts frequently consist largely of copied and pasted chunks of >> random other irrelevant usenet articles from random groups. > > SP-P-P-P-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK! Don't forget his penchant for multiposting. That requires either copy and paste or the ko0ky dedication to actually rewrite, from scratch, many identical copies of a post. He was frothing in afn this morning with a new sock, posting some even more kooky and illucid stuff than usual, full of kooky links and some poor hapless person's email address that's now doomed to smother slowly in spam. Thoolen pounced on it about two hours ago and within minutes murphy had posted a "followup" (in the strictly technical sense; what little he quoted or referenced of the parent post, he deliberately MISquoted) that consisted mostly of cut-and-paste excerpts from the previous murphy post. >> if anybody on unmoderated usenet should have to shut up other than the >> outright spammers, murphy, you're the very first of them, since you >> *contribute* absolutely nothing to any groups at all even while >> *posting* a great deal. Including nearly 200 lines of useless ranting >> screed in this latest "magnum opus" of yours, murphy. > > And another size-XL ass-paddling for Morphy. With a side order of irony, given murphy's own repeated losses of usenet accounts and consequent candidacy for a Kenny McCormick. Hmm. "Morphy". Hehe. >> NaN> do not insult my intelligence with a pretense at >> NaN> good manners, dipshit. > > *GOOD MANNERS*? You have the gall to lecture *anyone* else on *GOOD > MANNERS* after you spent a while as *PHLATARSE*?! Ho-lee-SHIT you're a > kook, Murky! Fuck the Republican party. The Kook of the Year 2012 is > right here, right now, foaming 200-line screedy froths at the FNVW's face > and getting sliced and diced by a mocking imitation of tholen! Morphy's got my vote. ;) And am I confused or did he post this bit of "dipshit" namecalling AFTER he did the "banana" thing and ranted about someone else's use of cusswords? >> Who is "dipshit", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that >> alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from someone whose "manners", such as >> they are, appear to be the precise polar opposite of Emily Post. > > Understatement of the fucking Cenozoic Era! And nice use of scare > quotes. ;) It's spreading. ;) >> NaN> post proof your "vacation" is not the silliness so obvious of a >> NaN> spnak'd tard building his own coffin. >> >> Non sequitur. > > And ironic, too, coming as it does from a spnak'd tard, right, thoolen? Undoubtedly. >> NaN> you could have the tools to usurp easily every kookologist on >> NaN> your tail. >> >> What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java, >> murphy? The only tail you're on is your own, which you continue to chase >> in circles, murphy. > > SPNAK! In fairness, Morphy *did* lob a fat pitch right over the plate that time. >> NaN> not using those "vacation" images as a tool says you are out >> NaN> to troll folk who will not be trolled. >> >> How ironic, coming from someone who has been very strenuously out to >> troll folk in rec.arts.tv who apparently will not be trolled, given how >> your various "Hydra"-something socks get almost no responses at all >> beyond my own deconstructions of them. > > And Agent Smith again says SP-P-P-PPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK! Oh, is *that* what it's supposed to be? A "bouquet of ass paddles", so to speak? Heh. Meanwhile, Morphy's failed to get a single peep out of any of the comp.lang.java.programmer regulars with his gratuitous crossposts there in this bit of thread, too. I just checked. They're extremely inured to trolls there since a certain 8000-post flamewar erupted in the mid-2000s that started when someone said they used vi to program and an emacs user responded with a sales pitch, or something along those lines. By the time the dust settled, the only survivors were those that were highly unflappable when faced with posts with obviously irrelevant subject matter. Morphy ought to have known better than to try, in other words, since Morphy's well aware of those events to judge by the fact that he's occasionally burbled out a link to that thread at Google Groups. > Murky is one hell of a glutton for punishment. After last night's ass > blistering it's shocking he came back for more, but now that he's got it > I expect him to be back again tomorrow night, same Bat-time, same Bat- > channel, for a third dose this size. I won't take that bet. You're too likely to be right. > Masochism must be another of his kooky traits. I actually don't think so. I think the kook either thinks he's actually winning, or that it's a grim and often painful, but necessary, duty he must perform in order to *save the w0rld!!!!1!one*. Just like the guy still grabbing commuters and ranting about greenish-blue helicopters at the 5th and Fairview subway entrance after his fourth tasing that month. -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks