Path: csiph.com!usenet.pasdenom.info!news.albasani.net!eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Nadegda Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.lang.java.programmer,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Subject: Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2012 07:27:29 +0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 432 Message-ID: References: <67s9v79iqrhth6dasf3k27tu8s53ihkqmd@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2012 07:27:29 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: mx04.eternal-september.org; posting-host="4339e72fdb742b1d46089f7419325e09"; logging-data="20246"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX18ik9iiUQli4+3m0iBwm686WkubC9WXLH0=" User-Agent: Forte Agent 1.93/32.576 English Cancel-Lock: sha1:+1QLblTcxgSIcMZjDrJCe/7yAFg= Xref: csiph.com comp.lang.java.programmer:16038 On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 02:08:48 -0400, ent0loma wrote: > On 15/07/2012 9:53 PM, "CastAlone", an obvious murphy sock, wrote: NaN> > Newsgroups: > alt.usenet.kooks,comp.lang.java.programmer,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk > > NaN> x-no-archive: yes > > Still suffering from usenet how-to cluelessness problems, murphy? Rather > ironic that someone who frequently posts insulting others' newsreader > choices and skills at configuring the same turns out to be unable to > properly configure his cowardly XNA so that it is a header line in his > post rather than a body line. SPNAK! > NaN> absorbing just how you (penix) mix lies with a little truth is > NaN> probably the difficulty some readers have in following your > NaN> blather. > > Who is "penix", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that > alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from the start of a long post full of > your very own blather. SPNAK! > NaN> classic (Derbyshire) software errors you have committed in your > NaN> "reply -to". work on spotting them. > > Who is "Derbyshire", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using > that alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from someone who couldn't get his > cowardly XNA header to actually be in his post's *headers*. SPNAK! Elbereth won't save you from thoolen, Morphy. Why have you *still* not figured that out?! > NaN> do please weigh in with verbiage equal to your length of service > NaN> in usenet quips. > > What does your ironic request of Phoenix have to do with Java, murphy? > You're no stranger to verbiage, murphy, though if your posts are trimmed > of everything in them that doesn't make sense, what's left fails to > qualify as verbiage any more and frequently even fails to qualify as > non-empty. SP-P-P-PNAK! > NaN> so concise, so...paranoiac, in that your words frame your view and > NaN> thus your leap of faith in attracting belief because it is > NaN> listed...not spewed. > > How ironic, coming from a paranoiac whose belief is spewed, not listed. SPNAK! > NaN> though i doubt so much you will see the difference. > > If you are aware that your antics utterly fail to convince anyone to > take anything you say at all seriously, murphy, why don't you seek help? Super-SPNAK! > NaN> 2. i am not "murphy", however i have read reams of his (?) > NaN> postings which (in toto) lead me to conclude "murphy" is > NaN> watching. > > What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do > with Java, murphy? Did you really think such a transparent lie would > magically undo all that you have done that has rendered the identity of > your "CastAlone" sock unmistakable? Your poor grammar, obsession with > someone you believe in that you name "derbyshire", generally illucid > text structure, tendency towards run-on babbling, tendency to clutter up > many of your posts with abnormally-formatted quotes and URLs, failure to > ever make a normal post to any newsgroup that exists purely to discuss > that newsgroup's topic in a normal manner, and various specific verbal > and punctuational tics identify every one of your socks within one or, > rarely, two posts after you adopt them, murphy. SP-P-P-P-PPPPPPNAK! > NaN> there are posts being made away from mainstream news groups which > NaN> can only be described as highly covert in their subtlety. > > What does your paranoid fantasy have to do with Java, murphy? Such transparent attempts at intimidation. I've seen kittens put on more convincing displays by bushing out their tails and hissing. At least those actually have claws that can do a bit of real damage if you're not careful! > NaN> some may well fly under my radar but i have caught a few (and > NaN> referenced these) in timely order, soon enough (TZ) to be very > NaN> sure they are "australian made"...just as K-Man hid his tracks so > NaN> it is "murphy" is a valid (bogeyman) fear of yours. > > Who is "K-Man", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that > alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from someone whose every single usenet > post these days seems to revolve around his own fear of a bogeyman. SPNAK! > NaN> 3[b. the circumstances of 3[a. (for me) forced a change in earthly > NaN> values where, when the GFC scooped up a life's work, i was ripe > NaN> for the picking when the next female to entertain my 'strange' > NaN> ways saw my indebtedness (accrued through her attentions) as an > NaN> avenue to "her rest of life". > > What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do > with Java, murphy? The only "women" you could ever possibly attract are > the ones you hallucinate, murphy. Real women are not attracted to > paranoid schizophrenics, murphy. SPNAK! > NaN> So it is today I find myself again in my youth, a second year > NaN> psychology student owning little more than a very fast motorbike, > NaN> looking for that elusive vanishing point at 300km/hr+. > > Classic self-aggrandizing delusional fantasy. You couldn't possibly have > graduated high school solely because of your awful grammar and text > organization skills, murphy; you'd consistently fail every class > requiring essays handed in for marks. SPNAK! > On top of that is the fact that you're a raving lunatic. And another SPNAK! > NaN> in short, I have lived, i know Life. > > Classic contradiction. You just said you were a second year psychology > student. Your delusions aren't even stable from one minute to the next, > and you don't even notice this while you're writing your long, rambling, > illucid news posts, and yet you expect to be taken seriously by anyone? SPNAK! > NaN> it is too easy in internet forums to spot horsesh*it when it is > NaN> seen. > > Ironically, you don't seem to spot that your own posts are horseshit in > time to stop yourself from clicking "send". SP-P-P-P-P-P-PPPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK! > NaN> unlike you, i hold to the belief of that freedom not being a > NaN> licence to lie to and manipulate well meaning publishers. > > What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do > with Java, murphy? You lie constantly, murphy, as you did just now when > you claimed to have graduated high school despite clearly lacking the > capacity to write a coherent essay on any topic, and you do it to > manipulate, in your never-ending and futile crusade to scrub everyone > that your paranoia makes you believe is "derbyshire" from the face of > the internet. SPNAK! > NaN> as much as "murphy" is loud and confusing i have read your > NaN> mewings, everywhere, reaching the conclusion it is you who are > NaN> madly insane (read ='s angry) with the UPA (murphy's acronym > NaN> use) well removed from virtuality. > > Ironically, your own mewings are not only loud and confusing, as you > yourself just admitted, but also well removed from reality. SPNAK! > NaN> lies and truth mixed, your forte. > > What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do > with Java, murphy? Rather ironic, too, coming from someone who just lied > at least twice. SPNAK! > NaN> you are not "murphy" we (tinw) know that from you obvious > NaN> incompetence. > > Classic illogic. Obvious incompetence is one of the signs that someone > *is* possibly murphy, murphy. Especially, incompetence at disguising one's socks. SPNAK! > I must wonder what happened to you to cause this much hate in you. > Obviously somebody hurt you very badly, and now you fixate in turn on > everyone online who reminds you of that person and turn into a raving > lunatic crusading to remove him from usenet, and when you fail you erupt > in a towering rage. Seek help! I'd take thoolen's advice, Murky. > NaN> yeh, i am cleopatra about to turn the asp on your ass. > > What do your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim and your death > threat have to do with Java, murphy? Phoenix might be well advised to > report your post to his local area police, murphy; you are just unhinged > enough that it's believable you might actually try to track him down and > physically assault him with venomous reptiles. SPNAK! > NaN> you ignore the fact that not a single known kook in a/u/kooks has > NaN> joined with your charade. > > Kooks don't generally side with the FNVW, murphy. Still suffering from > terminal usenet cluelessness, murphy? SP-P-P-PNAK! > NaN> kooks greet disturbance with glee. > > Some greet glee with disturbance, murphy, particularly you. The term for those ones being "troll". > NaN> sure. it is a bitch when the drugstore is fresh out of > NaN> vitamin E cream and a weekend of free cable pr0n is hard on. > > What do your fetishes have to do with Java, murphy? SPNAK! > NaN> this post. > > Sentence fragment. And rather ironic, given his claim to have graduated highschool, right thoolen? > NaN> as Steve Crook tried to tell you, it matters not how cunning ' > NaN> you think you are it is what appears that gives you up. > > How ironic, coming from someone who continues to harbor delusional and > erroneous beliefs as to Phoenix's identity. Not to mention someone whose *own* socks are completely. Fucking. Transparent. > NaN> remailer interfaces may well strip client headers but never will > NaN> they strip the tags that say to us (who know) software nuances > NaN> "eetz a fucking windows luzur trailing dags". > > What does your hallucination have to do with Java, murphy? Or the eedjit's apparent ignorance about the difference between a remailer and a Tor node, for that matter. > NaN> so. yep. i know your post is not a T-bird post. > > What does that have to do with Java, murphy? And that was actually the most lucid thing Murky said, *and* it was actually neither a lie nor accidentally factually incorrect! Actually it was the *only* lucid thing Murky said and the *only* thing that was factually correct. But it did, indeed, have nothing to do with Java, as well as poor capitalization and grammar. This is Morphy at his best, folks -- moderately lucid and writing at approximately a fourth-grade level of skill. It's all downhill from here! > NaN> no point. > > What does your pointlessness have to do with Java, murphy? At least > you've realized it, murphy. SPNAK! > NaN> fact. > > Classic ambiguity. SPNAK! > NaN> what have you done with ken wesson? > > Who is "ken wesson", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using > that alias. My Ghodz, is a whole damn *pantheon* of bogeymen developing somewhere in the burbling depths of Morphy's febrile brain? I'm trying to form a picture in my mind to better get a grasp on how this particularly spectacularly kooky kook thinks. I see a James Bond supervillain stereotype guy with a British accent and a goatee with horns and a pitchfork, and at his right hand a great and terrible demon with a Scottish accent that breathes fire, and now another, lesser demon at the devil's left hand. All of them flinging little bits of fiery brimstoney stuff that keep hitting Murky's ass with unerring accuracy and blistering it. And to think this is what murphy sees when he sees ordinary people trying to go about their ordinary business. He probably considers his own sudden eruptions of off-topic garbage in various groups to be "preemptive strikes" or even retaliatory ones. Of course, the idea that the "devil" in his mythology is some harmless mathematician that had a website a decade ago that hasn't been updated in years, the devil's right hand demon is a polite old gent that got flamed off usenet for daring to expect to be treated civilly, and ... well, I don't know who the other one might have been ... and probably none of the three real-world prototypes for murphy's demons ever even met or knew one another ... and two out of the three may not even be aware that murphy exists ... that alternately seems sad and cracks me up. > NaN> pointing to your errors, highlighting your stupidity is _sport_, > NaN> so where *you* see an obsession - in my remaining mentally > NaN> agile - i engage in exercising a pastime which not only helps > NaN> others to understand your insanity but gives me huge boosts > NaN> in watching you foam as the facts evolve, despite your lame > NaN> measures to hide those same facts. > > How very, very ironic. And a mega-SPNAK! I've seen turnips that evinced more self-awareness than Murky does here. > NaN> Al "dePlonkmeister" et al. where "murphy" left you mentally > NaN> damaged al would have had your rectum as decorations around > NaN> your dental bridge. > > That's three threats of violence you've directed at Phoenix now. Seek > help! Seconded! > NaN> you think your copy and paste shtick is new? > > What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question of Phoenix > have to do with Java, murphy? Rather ironic, too, coming from someone > whose posts frequently consist largely of copied and pasted chunks of > random other irrelevant usenet articles from random groups. SP-P-P-P-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK! > NaN> you should have kept your yap shut and just took the spanking > NaN> but no, you publicly declared a moratorium. > > What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do > with Java, murphy? These are all unmoderated newsgroups, murphy. You do > not have the authority to command other people to shut up. Especially > other people that are contributing more on topic traffic and far, far > less off topic traffic to many groups than you are. Indeed, you are the > last person who should be telling *any* usenetter, other than a > shoe-peddling spammer, to shut up, murphy, given that you post *nothing* > to *any* group whose purpose is purely to discuss that group's topic > normally. *Every single one* of *your* posts is an attempt to push your > peculiar delusional beliefs upon others, or, at the very least, is a > mass of incoherent and illucid text not worth anyone's time to read. So > if anybody on unmoderated usenet should have to shut up other than the > outright spammers, murphy, you're the very first of them, since you > *contribute* absolutely nothing to any groups at all even while > *posting* a great deal. Including nearly 200 lines of useless ranting > screed in this latest "magnum opus" of yours, murphy. And another size-XL ass-paddling for Morphy. > NaN> now you cannot sustain the tale...pity about how red your ass > NaN> is , eh? > > What does your projection have to do with Java, murphy? SPNAK! > NaN> do not insult my intelligence with a pretense at > NaN> good manners, dipshit. *GOOD MANNERS*? You have the gall to lecture *anyone* else on *GOOD MANNERS* after you spent a while as *PHLATARSE*?! Ho-lee-SHIT you're a kook, Murky! Fuck the Republican party. The Kook of the Year 2012 is right here, right now, foaming 200-line screedy froths at the FNVW's face and getting sliced and diced by a mocking imitation of tholen! > Who is "dipshit", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that > alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from someone whose "manners", such as > they are, appear to be the precise polar opposite of Emily Post. Understatement of the fucking Cenozoic Era! And nice use of scare quotes. ;) > NaN> post proof your "vacation" is not the silliness so obvious of a > NaN> spnak'd tard building his own coffin. > > Non sequitur. And ironic, too, coming as it does from a spnak'd tard, right, thoolen? > NaN> you could have the tools to usurp easily every kookologist on > NaN> your tail. > > What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java, > murphy? The only tail you're on is your own, which you continue to chase > in circles, murphy. SPNAK! > NaN> not using those "vacation" images as a tool says you are out > NaN> to troll folk who will not be trolled. > > How ironic, coming from someone who has been very strenuously out to > troll folk in rec.arts.tv who apparently will not be trolled, given how > your various "Hydra"-something socks get almost no responses at all > beyond my own deconstructions of them. And Agent Smith again says SP-P-P-PPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK! > I don't see anything in your post with any apparent relationship to > Java, murphy. > > "violating one basic rule in continually posting to or creating "off > topic" messages is a violation of group's charters." > --murphy > > How ironic. And one last parting SPNAK! Murky is one hell of a glutton for punishment. After last night's ass blistering it's shocking he came back for more, but now that he's got it I expect him to be back again tomorrow night, same Bat-time, same Bat- channel, for a third dose this size. Masochism must be another of his kooky traits.