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From: Snorkmeier <snorkmeier._10c@gmail.invalid>
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Subject: You shoot yourself in the foot.
Date: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 06:44:02 +0000 (UTC)
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BASIC:

10 GOSUB SHOOT_FOOT
20 GOTO 10
30 SHOOT_FOOT: PRINT "OW!"
40 RETURN

READY.

RUN

OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
...


C:

shoot(foot);

Exiting due to signal SIGSEGV...


Smalltalk:

self shoot: self foot

DEBUG
SmallInteger doesNotUnderstand: addBulletHole


Common Lisp:

(shoot foot)

Exiting due to signal SIGSEGV...


Scheme:

(define with-shot-foot (f)
  (lambda (foot) (f (shoot foot))))

(define foobar
  ...)

((with-shot-foot foobar))

; feet are whole again here!
; but the return value of foobar is screwy


Java:

Rifle<Ammo9MM> r = RifleFactory.createRifle
    (Ammo9MM.class,10,RifleFactory.RIFLE_LOADED,
     RifleFactory.RIFLE_SEMIAUTOMATIC);
Foot f = Body.getSingletonInstance().getFoot();
try {
    r.shoot(f);
} catch (OutOfAmmunitionException e) {
    Logger.getInstance().logError(e);
    e.printStackTrace();
} catch (RifleJammedException e) {
    Logger.getInstance().logError(e);
    e.printStackTrace();
} catch (SecurityException e) {
    JOptionPane.showMessageDialog("Can't shoot foot in unsigned applet!");
} finally {
    r.ejectAmmo();
    r.unloadChamber();
    r.releaseAllHandles();
}

Exception java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
        in java.util.HashMap.put (HashMap.java: 317)
        in com.foo.audit.SerialNumber.intern (SerialNumber.java: 112)
        in com.foo.audit.SerialNumber.newInstance (SerialNumber.java: 33)
        in com.foo.Ammo.createSerialNo (Ammo.java: 42)
        in com.foo.Ammo9MM.<init> (Ammo9MM.java: 18)
        in com.foo.Ammo9MMFactory.create (Ammo9MMFactory.java: 1191)
...


Perl:

#!/bin/perl
$*JS()#@*%0)__!@MDF*$%)FK@)my_($foot)(*#ND&*%($bullet)9jcfnd8($rifle)

usr/scripts (ROOT CONSOLE)> ./shoot_foot.pl

DWIM parser surprises you!
You shot yourself in the head!

/dev/hda0 redirected to /dev/null

Exit status -1

Kernel panic

EAX = 0x00000000        EBX = 0x103f3abd
ECX = 0x00000dc3        EDX = 0x0003afb7
...

System halted


C++:

foot += bullet;

RATATATATATATATATATATATAT!
*crash! bang!*
*klunk klunk klunk*
*hisssssss*
"FREEZE!"
*cough cough cough*
"Someone call a bus! There must be ten thousand expended rounds in here 
and dozens of wounded!"
"Should I also arrest this survivor for egregious abuse of operator 
overloading?"
"You can add at least three counts of criminally negligent homicide."