Path: csiph.com!x330-a1.tempe.blueboxinc.net!aioe.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: 3x7r4vagan <3x7r4vagan@fr0gsoup.x3l0n.c0m> Newsgroups: comp.lang.java.programmer Subject: Re: Death To Sub-Sub-Sub-Directories! Followup-To: alt.dev.null Date: Sun, 08 May 2011 05:45:00 -0400 Organization: Aioe.org NNTP Server Lines: 228 Message-ID: References: <4dc23d41$0$99951$c30e37c6@exi-reader.telstra.net> <4dc3511d$0$99956$c30e37c6@exi-reader.telstra.net> <4dc3afe0$0$99950$c30e37c6@exi-reader.telstra.net> <6df1eb10-e63c-45a9-87f1-ccbcab97760b@e21g2000vbz.googlegroups.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: q8rd8I/Te8w2b9SxeBrGiA.user.speranza.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org User-Agent: Forte Agent 2.0/32.652 X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 Xref: x330-a1.tempe.blueboxinc.net comp.lang.java.programmer:3799 On 08/05/2011 2:39 AM, murphy/phlatArse/glyph forged: > How did I know it would come to this, Paul? > > The mind is a wonderful thing when oiled > with pure thought, a mess when powdered > by 'shrooms. > > Switch to twinings, Paul. Looks like I'm going to have to hammer this into you until it sinks in: STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [ ] AOLer [X] Humorless Asshole [X] Pervert [X] Geek [X] Moron [X] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [X] Freak [X] Cryogenic [X] Illiterate Fool [X] Druggie [X] Pre-teen [X] Twit [X] Cow Dropping [X] Twerp [X] Mental Midget [X] Weasel [X] d00d [X] Tool [X] Weirdo [X] Megalomaniac I take objection to your recent [ ] e-mail [X] post on __comp.lang.java.programmer__________________ newsgroup. It was (check all that apply): [X] lame. [X] stupid. [X] ignorant. [X] much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. You are being flamed because of the following specific offenses: [ ] you ignored a disclaimer warning of offensive material. [X] you have no sense of humor. [X] you have no grammatical skills. [X] you can't spell. [ ] you used the word "fuck" or a variation thereof far too many times. [X] you are just plain stupid. [ ] you have piss-poor taste in music. [X] you made unfounded allegations. [ ] you get offended too easily. [X] you can't punctuate. [ ] your post/mail originated on FidoNet. [ ] your post/mail originated on Netcom. [ ] your post/mail originated on AOL. [ ] your post referred to the newsgroup/Web page as a Board, BBoard, BBS, or Notesfile. [ ] you asked a question of mind-boggling stupidity. [X] you made a comment of mind-boggling stupidity. [X] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread. [ ] you repeatedly said the same thing over and over. [X] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads. [ ] you started a thread riddled with profanities. [ ] you predicted the "Imminent Death of the Net[tm]". [ ] you asked for replies via email because you "don't read this group". [X] you advocate censorship. [X] you started some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group. [X] you took part in some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group. [X] you flamed someone who has been around far longer than you. [X] you flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you. [ ] you threatened others with physical harm. [X] you made a bigoted statement(s). [X] you have a lame login name. [X] your machine has a stupid name. [X] you repeatedly assume unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority. [X] what you posted/said has been done before. [X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] your post/letter was a pathetic imitation of _______________________. [X] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve. [X] you are under the misapprehension that the Internet is your preserve. [X] you have repeatedly shown lack of humor. [X] you are apparently under compulsion to say everything that comes to mind. [X] you violated rule 1126: "No self nominations for kook of the month." [X] you keep on debating in an argument that you lost a long time ago. [ ] you are using a newsreader that violates the RFCs. [ ] you are using software (newsreaders, etc) that don't conform to established net.ettiquette. [ ] you quoted an entire post in your reply. [ ] you quoted an article/letter in followup and added no new text. [ ] you quoted an article/letter in followup and only added ___ line(s) of text. [ ] you said "me too" or something to that effect. [ ] after quoting the whole message. [ ] you posted pretending to be famous. (Only in your own mind, my dear...) [X] your post/letter was an obvious forgery. [X] it was done clumsily. [X] and was easily traceable. [X] Pot. Kettle. Black. [X] you are irrational [X] you raise no good points in your argument [X] you have no vocabulary [X] you are gullible [X] your .sig sucks because: (check all that apply) [X] It is missing entirely [ ] it is longer than 6 lines. [ ] ...and your newsreader truncated it. [ ] you listed ___ snail mail address(es). [ ] ...with a nine-digit ZIP code. [ ] you included your nickname on IRC. [ ] you listed ___ phone numbers for people to use in prank calls. [ ] you included a stupid disclaimer. [ ] your pathetic attempt at being witty in the disclaimer failed. [ ] miserably. [ ] your .sig should make your company disclaim YOU. [ ] you included: (check all that apply) [ ] a stupid self-quote. [ ] a Bill Clinton quote. [ ] a Jay Leno joke. [ ] a reference to any TV talk show and/or host. [ ] a set of instructions for something as stupid as your post. [ ] lame ASCII graphics (check all that apply): [ ] USS Enterprise. [ ] Australia. [ ] the Amiga logo. [ ] your company's logo. [ ] a bicycle. [ ] ANY of The Simpsons. [ ] you quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply. [ ] you started a long, stupid thread. [ ] you used the word "rule" as a verb anywhere. [ ] YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS CAUSE YOU THINK YOU LOOK COOL WHEN YOU DO. [ ] you spell cool "kewl". [ ] you sent an empty mail/post. [ ] you sent an empty mail/post except for phrase "fuck you". [ ] you started an off-topic thread. [ ] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message. [X] you posted a blatantly obvious troll. [ ] you posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above). [ ] you replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous. [X] you make no sense. [ ] you posted/mailed commercial advertisement(s). [ ] THE FINE FOR THIS IS $50. Please remit a money order within 30 days or lose posting/e-mail privileges to: USENET News Standards Bureau Mid-Atlantic Division 111 Lefevre Station 1 Charlottesville VA 22904-0017 [ ] you posted a phone-sex advertisement. [ ] you posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal. [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] you didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway Furthermore: [X] you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of ______comp.lang.java.programmer________________ newsgroup. [ ] you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of _______________ page. [X] you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the net. [X] you are a loser. [X] you must have spent your entire life in a Skinner box to be this clueless. [X] *plonk* (you wish!) [X] all of this has been pointed out to you before. To repent, you must: [X] stop masturbating [ ] for a week [ ] for a month [X] until you actually get some [ ] give up your AOL account [X] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [X] cut the prozacs in half next time [X] No, double it actually [X] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [X] actually post something relevant [X] Twenty times consecutively in this group with no drivel in *any* group in between [X] read the FAQ [X] be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Rmgroup your misbegotten alt.fan group [X] Lamely forge an article and thus lose your account(s) In closing, I'd like to say: [X] get Wrecked [X] on meths [X] and thus become blind [X] get a life [X] never post again (tall order I know, dearie) [ ] age 10 more years before you post again [X] I pity your dog [ ] consume excrement [X] consume excrement and thus expire [X] go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed [X] And sue the biotech firm that created you for ten million and donate it all to the Electronic Frontier Foundation [X] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [X] take your gibberish somewhere else [X] get a clue, you pathetic loser [X] learn to post or get off the usenet [X] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up. [X] find a volcano and throw yourself in. [X] get a gun and shoot yourself. [X] stop reading USENET and get a life. [X] stop posting to USENET and get a life. [X] stop sending email and get a life. [X] all of the above