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Subject: NOMINATION - Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for August Busted Urinal <was
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Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks

DENIED, Derbyshite.

> On Thu, 02 Aug 2012 04:52:27 -0600, Capa Esp- rito wrote:
>
>> one busted puppet wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>SPNAK!!!!!
>>>
>>>You can keep posting more of this so-called "evidence". I can keep
>>>poking holes in it. So when do you give up, kooky?
>>
>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:17:19 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>> <jvdgiv$vlv$4@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:26:10 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>> <jvdh3i$vlv$6@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:30:45 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>> <jvdhc5$vlv$7@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:31:15 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>> <jvdhd3$vm6$1@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:32:03 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>> <jvdhei$a9v$1@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>> Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:36:01 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
>> <jvdhm1$b9n$2@dont-email.me> SPNAK!!
>>
>> Posting the same message six times in 16 minutes! Your message is lost,

AUK has an award for this.

>> I definitely do not believe any of your bluster now.
>
> Actually, I posted messages with substantially different post bodies
> poking yet more holes in Account Banned's so-called "evidence", kooky.

Liar.

> There *is* one message that's present in three copies, but that's Eternal
> September's fault.

That's lame, Paula, even for you - blaming the server you're abusing when you 
screw up.

> I don't know what went wrong,

<chortle>

<See if you can pick the classic Derbyshire trademark in the text below>
> but that message was
> "stuck sending" for quite a bit longer than normal in Agent. I'm assuming
> that E-S failed to acknowledge receiving the post, but posted it anyway,
> and Agent made some automatic retries before finally deciding it had
> successfully posted the article. Regardless, it was not intentional on my
> part and is hardly comparable to your own history of giant EMPs -- of
> which you have another tonight, I note, one copy in aioe.news.helpdesk,
> one in eternal-september.support, and two more copies each with a five-
> group crosspost, for a grand total of 12 copies and a BI of about six.
>
>> PLONK on Seamus
>
> Coward.

Paula, you have earned this one.  That's not to say you've also earned your 
other awards of course, but you've out-lamed yourself here.  If you were any 
lamer, we'd have to take you to the vet and put you to sleep.


Busted Urinal Award

The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and stinks up 
the joint like a busted urinal, you could say.

Evidence for Derbyshire's eligibility for stinking up the joint has been cited 
by 'Capa Esp0rito' above.  Seconds?


--
<T><A><H><B><B><F><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
                   check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonopussy gets kicked to the kerb in <0xKRr.45217$7y4.27784@newsfe23.iad>
                         and again in <y4LRr.40166$lt3.7151@newsfe18.iad>

Paul Derbyshire and socks get spanked - <xH5Rr.27106$%Y2.25446@newsfe02.iad>

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