Path: csiph.com!newsfeed.hal-mli.net!feeder3.hal-mli.net!newsfeed.hal-mli.net!feeder1.hal-mli.net!news.glorb.com!news-out.readnews.com!transit4.readnews.com!news-out.news.tds.net!newsreading01.news.tds.net!53ab2750!not-for-mail From: "This account has been banned becaus" Subject: Paul Derbyshire campaigns harder for his awards! : Vote! Message-ID: <501AC32C.55944.calajapr@time.synchro.net> X-Comment-To: Nadegda Newsgroups: comp.lang.java.programmer In-Reply-To: <501AC32C.55940.calajapr@time.synchro.net> References: <501AC32C.55940.calajapr@time.synchro.net> X-FTN-AREA: COMP.LANG.JAVA.PROGRAMMER X-FTN-MSGID: 1:261/38 065d808a X-FTN-REPLY: 1:261/38 65633828 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=IBM437 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Gateway: time.synchro.net [Synchronet 3.16a-Win32 NewsLink 1.98] Lines: 164 Date: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 19:12:01 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 69.21.70.65 X-Complaints-To: news@tds.net X-Trace: newsreading01.news.tds.net 1343934721 69.21.70.65 (Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:12:01 CDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:12:01 CDT Organization: tds.net Xref: csiph.com comp.lang.java.programmer:16983 To: Nadegda From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use Paul G Derbyshire AKA Nadegda wrote: Nice going, Paul. You may have earned yourself some extra votes with your stupid murphy obsession below. How's the fit of your Tinfoil Sombrero? Voters, a typical example of Paula's delusional stupidity appears below. > On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:09:35 GMT, This account has been banned becaus > wrote: >> From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google >> Groups Terms Of Use >> >> Howdy, readers of alt.suicide.holiday, comp.lang.java.programmer, >> alt.free.newsservers, sci.math, and rec.arts.poetry! > > Howdy, off-topic crossposting troll! > >> And boy, has the One and True Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of >> alt.usenet.kooks put together the Mother Of All Ballots together for >> July 2012! > > Yes; it's at >> Unchallenged for the Kook of The Month is Paul "Two-Socks" Derbyshire, >> a kook known to many of you as "Seamus MacRae" and "thoolen" - as well >> as having other multiple fake personalities which, oddly enough, all >> have their own Usenet accounts. With that many dirty socks lying >> around the house, wouldn't you hate to be Paul's mother on laundry >> day? As Alex Cain's mother can surely attest, especially since Dink is >> up for the Order of The Holey Sockpuppet Award. > > Nice delusion, kooky. But the July ballot actually has a nymshifting twit > known variously as murphy, Flash, News in Service, phlatArse, and 194 or > more other nyms as its sole serious Kook of the Month contender. You may > know him from his recent activity as Citizen Kane, Hydra Blanket, Hydra > Blanky, _kookmeister_, NT_WAR, CastAlone, Godfrey, and several other > nyms, and from a blubbery, semi-literate posting style and tendency to > obsessively chant the name "Derbyshire". > >> But back to Paul - he's been busy kooking out this month, since he's >> also up for the Looney Maroon, the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck, the Goofy >> Azzed Babboon, and the Global Village Pump Awards. Can he add these >> trophies to his Clueless Newbie of the Month Award, which he won as >> Seamus MacRae? > > More delusion. Nobody named Paul is up for any of those or has won CNoTM, > even under the old superseded awards. However, murphy is up for Loony > Maroon, Foam Duck, and numerous other awards, and just *won* a Goofy > Azzed Baboon, that one for the month of June. > >> Meanwhile, Mittens The Anonypussy (AKA [Tard] Phoenix, AKA the >> Fake > > Phoenix is FNVW. > >> one of the most spanked kooks in the history of AUK and Paul >> Derbyshire's running-mate for the Ministry Of Circle Jerks, faces >> recognition for stinking up the joint in the form of The Busted Urinal >> Award. > > More delusions. There's no Paul Derbyshire here and the Busted Urinal > nominees for July are: > > Aratzio > Fred Hall > The Republican Party of the United States of America > > Notably, murphy won Busted Urinal in June along with Goofy Azzed Baboon. > >> It's expected that [Tard] The Pussy will mount a strong challenge to >> Albatross, the Stalker's Stalker, for the Kluck Lysaght "Tar & >> Feathers" Award. Who will win this sudden death play-off? > > Wrong again. Albatross's opposition for Tar and Feathers is ... murphy > again. > >> And speaking of sudden death - in other awards, William Melchert >> Dinkel, the killer nurse from alt.suicide.holiday, lost his court >> appeal and so 'Lio Dao' is up for the Balsa Gavel Award - guess the >> price of speech when talking people into killing themselves isn't so >> free after all, eh, Bill? > > The Balsa Gavel nominee was known on Usenet a Camay D and is on the > ballot under that name. Outerfilthing is now largely forbidden, Account > Banned, or did you forget that? > >> Lastly and by no means leastly (said the tigerlilly), the denizens of >> AUK have sought to recognize Steve Crook of Mixmin.net with a merit >> award, for his dedication to dealing with abuse of the internet, in the >> form of The Hammer of Thor. > > Hammer of Thor nominees on July's ballot: > > Emmett Gulley (diamond HoT) > thoolen/"Murphy Foam Detoxification Squad" > Phoenix > > Of these the only serious contender is Phoenix. > >> New to voting? http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/how-to- >> vote.html shows you how. > > Outdated website. The instructions are posted at the top of the Offishul > Ballot itself, at the message-ID near the top of my response. > >> On a final note - beware of imitations; > > How ironic. > >> genuine AUK ballots and Vote Wrangers originate only from DataBasix >> accounts. > > Wrong. Craig Dickson, the vote wrangler from 1994, is among the many that > have not originated from DataBasix accounts: > > Path: nntp.gmd.de!Germany.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net! > europa.eng.gtefsd.com!hookup!decwrl!nntp.crl.com!crl.crl.com!not-for-mail > From: c...@crl.com (Craig Dickson) > Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks > Subject: Re: Craig Dickson > Date: 8 Nov 1994 22:11:12 -0800 > Organization: KotM Enterprises > Lines: 13 > Message-ID: <39pp60$i9s@crl.crl.com> > References: <39m10b$36v@news.duke.edu> <39nt45$p5p@erinews.ericsson.se> > NNTP-Posting-Host: crl.com > > '73 Chevy Pickup writes: > >|So thats how the secret Usenet cabal have kept their plotting so safe > from >|the prying keyboards of the wider net community over the years: pencil, > paper >|and a stamp. Unhackable. >| >|The devious bastards. > > Whoops, they're onto us. (Darnit, Joel, you've blown the whole game!) -- - "Vile Little Fucker" #1 If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries, check out Scatboi's forgeries. Anonopussy gets kicked to the kerb in <0xKRr.45217$7y4.27784@newsfe23.iad> and again in Paul Derbyshire and socks get spanked - --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Dada-1 * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38) --- Synchronet 3.16a-Win32 NewsLink 1.98 Time Warp of the Future BBS - telnet://time.synchro.net:24