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Re: Obituary - Rod Speed

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Sylvia Else wrote:

> On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
> > It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
> > usenet permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
> > He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
> > home brew stubby.
> > I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted
> > for his four decades of bad behaviour.
> > God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a
> > wall and belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
> > After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years
> > with the guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside
> > a 1000 celsius furnace.
> > There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of
> > that place
> > 
> > Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
> > RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
> > Amein. :)
> > 
> > 
> 
> All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge
> you with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.
> 
> Sylvia.

Only applies if you falsely say a *person* is dead. Does not apply to
escaped AI experiments.

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