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Pocahontas: If I 'Had a Penis' I'd Be President

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I could mine the finest minerals,
Conferrin' with my generals,
A closet bolshevik;
The rubes would all respect me
In four years they'd reelect me
If I only had a dick.

I'd be more than just a token
Of misogyny unspoken,
The carrot and the stick;
I would dance and be merry
I'd be scrappy, I'd be scary, 
If I only had a dick.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) would probably have won the 2020 
Democratic primary—and presumably the general election as well—if 
Democratic voters weren't a bunch of disgusting misogynists, the failed 
candidate told an NBC News correspondent following her third-place finish 
in the Iowa caucus.

"Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you, if you had a 
penis,'" Warren vented to Ali Vitali, who recounts the previously 
unreported conversation in her forthcoming book, Electable: Why America 
Hasn't Put a Woman in the White House … Yet.

That is a rather stunning attack on the integrity of Democratic primary 
voters, but it's not the first time a candidate has blamed sexist 
Democrats for their failure to win an election. Hillary Clinton argued 
that "misogyny and sexism" were "contributing factors" in her humiliating 
defeat to Donald Trump. She has also claimed (without evidence) that 
Russian hackers rigged the 2016 election.

Yet even Hillary, widely viewed as one of the most corrupt and dishonest 
politicians of her generation, would never claim that "everyone" wanted to 
vote for her but couldn't because she was a woman. Warren also has a long 
history of distorting the truth for political gain. Most notably, she lied 
about being Native American. (That's why many people still refer to her as 
"Pocahontas.") Warren also claimed she was fired as a public school 
teacher for being pregnant, a story contradicted by county records 
obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.

The excerpt from Vitali's book, published by POLITICO, also included a 
quote that perfectly illustrated the mindset of Warren supporters. Vitali 
recounts a pre-caucus event in Cedar Rapids where "a white man with 
graying hair" walked up to the microphone and asked the following 
question: "How do you convince white men—who aren't as smart as me—how do 
you convince those white men over 50 that Elizabeth Warren's the 
candidate?"

As it turns out, the Democrats who voted for Warren were overwhelmingly 
white and members of the overeducated professional class who tend to view 
themselves as morally and intellectually superior compared with the 
unwashed masses. They loved Warren because she reminded them of themselves 
and were "somewhat baffled" that most Democrats did not share their 
affection for the former Harvard professor. She won just 5 percent of 
black voters in the South Carolina primary, where she performed best among 
"very liberal" voters aged 30-44 who never attend religious services.

Penis or not, Elizabeth Warren will never be president.

https://freebeacon.com/democrats/elizabeth-warren-penis-scandal/

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