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Re: Orion Press Leave Use-Net

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Nobody cares, Randy.

Look at this fat piece of shit, Randy Landers,  signing off like
anyone gives a fuck.

And it's 'Usenet,' you illiterate moron, not 'Use-Net.' You spent
years on this platform and you can't even spell its name right. That
tells everyone all they need to know about your fucking intelligence
level. Just like how you failed at being a moderator on TrekBBS, you
failed at even knowing basic internet terminology.

You tell everyone to visit your website for your shitty fanfiction,
and you link to 'fastcopyinc.com.' That's your FAILED business, you
absolute clown. The company you drove straight into the fucking ground
because you're incompetent at everything you touch. You're advertising
your pathetic stories on the tombstone of your financial ruin. The
only thing more dead than this newsgroup is your business acumen.
'ORION PRESS' is just another one of your delusional fantasies, run
out of the same garage you probably cry yourself to sleep in.

And let's talk about 'Randy Guy n Gal.' Who's the 'Gal,' Randy? Your
'gal' already left your fat, abusive ass because she couldn't stand
the sight of you. She's so ashamed of you she won't even mention your
name on social media.

You're just 'Randy Guy' now, a lonely, morbidly obese documented
pederast who dresses up in a Starfleet onesie because it's the only
way you can pretend you have any authority. You're playing
make-believe because your real life is a fucking catastrophe.

Nobody responded to your post, fatass. Do you know why? Because nobody
fucking cared. The entire internet just collectively shrugged. Sort of
like how your shitty videos get zero comments. It is the perfect
metaphor for your entire life: a desperate scream for attention into a
void that did not even bother to echo back. You were, and are,
completely and utterly irrelevant.

You talk about your 'Classic Trek stories,' but the only story anyone
remembers about you is the one where you got called out for a
real-life fight, and then shit your pants and called your imaginary
cop friends. You are a proven, documented, archived gutless wonder.
You're the kind of fat fuck who talks a big game from behind a
keyboard but would piss himself if someone looked at him sideways in a
7-Eleven. You brag about abusing your kids but run from a grown up.
You email people you think are little boys, then talk about their
penises. You're a worthless, lisping, limp-wristed, little documented
pederast.

You sign off with ‘Live Long and Prosper’. That is the fucking
punchline. Your life has been one long, cascading series of failures,
and you have the audacity to use that phrase. You did not live long
and prosper; you got fatter and pathetic. So you go ahead and live
long and prosper, you bankrupt, family-wrecking,  failure. Keep
waddling around in your polyester uniform pretending you're not a joke
whose only skill is backing down. Everyone knows what you are: A
pathetic, ugly, fat-bodied, boy-diddling, loser overcompensating for 
a lifetime of getting the shit kicked out of you. You didn't leave 
Usenet; you were rendered irrelevant, just like you are in every other
aspect of your miserable existence.

You ran from TrekBBS because nobody could stand you. You ran from a
face to face confrontation. And here we see you running from Usenet.
All you do is run. You are a professional coward. You tried to build
this little online empire with his fanfiction and his moderator title,
but it all crumbled into dust because you are a fundamentally
incompetent, unlikeable, gutless piece of human garbage. All your 
failures are of your own fucking making.

Nobody is visited your dead website. Nobody is reading your shitty
stories. Nobody is watching your poorly-filmed videos. And nobody 
missed you when you scurried away with your tail between your legs. 
Your entire legacy is being a fucking punchline.

You're the guy who failed at being a moderator, failed at being a
businessman at stationary and videography, failed at being a husband, 
failed at being a father, and failed at being a man. Don't worry about
"updating" anyone, we all know the fucking score. You're still a
coward, and you're still a failure. Nothing has changed.

Your post is not just an announcement; it is your obituary. It is
your last gasp as a forgotten internet troll before you faded into
total obscurity, destined to be remembered only as a morbidly obese, 
pederast loser in a cheap costume who backed down from
every single challenge he ever faced. You did not go out with a bang.
You went out with a typo and the sound of crickets. And a more fitting
end for such a worthless piece of shit is impossible to imagine.

Now get the fuck off the internet, boy.

On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 20:56:23 -0400, "Randy Guy n Gal"
<randyguyngal@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Stephen,
>
>Just to let you and anyone else interested know, we intend to drop our 
>NEWSGUY account instead of renewing it. Thank you all for keeping this group 
>going for so long! This is one of the last seven newsgroups we subscribed 
>to.
>
>So no more updates from ORION PRESS. Be sure and visit our website for 
>thousands of Classic Trek stories (with new ones still being posted)!
>
>Live Long and Prosper!
>
>Randy Landers
>ORION PRESS
>http://www.fastcopyinc.com/orionpress/index.html
>

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