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From	David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com>
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Subject	Re: I am the only living Messiah figure
Date	Wed, 27 Nov 2024 02:05:19 -0330
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On Nov 23, 2024, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2CF19440005DD54F70000EAA238F@news.eternal-september.org>):

> As I have implied on the recent thread
> “Jacob, Moses, Mohammed, Jesus popthroughs”
> on soc.culture.jewish and other groups, I am claiming to be
> similar to Jacob, Moses, Mohammed, Jesus, and other
> figures, except that my region is much larger than any
> of theirs (even Jacob’s).
>
> Indeed, my region is from 14 km below the geoid to 60,000
> km (out from the geoid) beyond the far side of side of the
> moon at its farthest point in orbit, but not including
> below 2 km below the solid surface of the moon.
>
> But how have I described myself? For a while I was using
> the term avatar type to describe myself and similar figures.
> More recently I have invented the working term ootw
> (Opener of the Way) until some term can be agreed on
> globally. At times I have also used the term global shaman
> to describe myself, and have been using alt.religion.druid
> as my “home” newsgroup.
>
> But what is clear is that I am the only living possible match to
> Messiah/Christ/Mahdi/Kalki/Maitreya.
>
> And for Jews, Muslims, and Christians I promise that I
> will work towards restoration of a multi-faith temple
> at the Temple Mount.

Of course you shouldn’t take my claims seriously until
I prove myself with some miracles, which should include
rendering many couples optimally sexually compatible,
a binding of criminals, and a sudden evolution. So far
my Sisyphean attempts at such have failed, but I plan
to try again beginning just after the exact time of new (dark)
moon, which will be at 0621 UTC December 1, 2024.

-- 
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
“And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the
hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand” (Ferron)

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